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[–] ProbablyYourDad@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago

I think Melon might be saying “NEED”.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

did the cat get the cheese. dont leave me hanging

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She did. Just a little bit because too much makes her shart, but a crumb or two never hurts.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

She knows, and she's willing to pay the price

[–] blotz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Me too melon. me too.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

I love a story with a happy ending

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Melon is a good communicator.

[–] First@programming.dev 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your lamp shade is driving me crazy!

[–] oce@jlai.lu 19 points 1 year ago

Something tells me Melon is involved in this anomaly.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Do you have a moment to talk about Cheesus?

[–] Speiser0@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

This is actually not a melon but a cat. Please don't confuse these two things.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The cheese tax knows no species.

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This kitty comes looking

The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

Hand it over quick
Or things might get sh*tty
I can scratch and kick
I'm a really crazy kitty

I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.

[–] Zippit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Give it to her you monster. She deserves everything and more just by being soo cute :)

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

"I get the cheese, or you get the claws"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It puts the cheese plate on its bed, else it gets the claws again 😁

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"These are not the cheese you're looking for."

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] regdog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He makes a super cute face :)

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's a girl 😉 I agree about the face!

Melon yearns

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

In fairness, I want your cheese plate too

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Melon is gorgeous.

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Bitty does the same thing!

[–] InfiniteVariables@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Mine fidgets his paw when he is annoyed. And it doesn't take much to get on his nerves either.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago

Just glad this is not a count Dankula sequel :p

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Silly cat, cheese is for kids!