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[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 47 points 11 months ago
[-] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

I actually hated when kids would do that when I would go trick or treating as a kid. Even after I got my own candy. I saw people even grab the bowl out of the persons hand at the door and run.

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[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Either every single person who eats almond joys is in the comments or we're all being gaslit.

The correct answer is Twix btw.

[-] KiloGex@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. They aren't my favorite, but they're popular. Nobody else will eat the Almond Joy, so I can wait on those and just eat them when they're left over.

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

12 year old me: anything but the Almond Joy

39 year old me: Almond Joy

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[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago
[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I'll grab the bowl from that guy

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I'll do ya one better, I'll grab this guy's guy

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[-] manual3204@iusearchlinux.fyi 22 points 11 months ago

It's refreshing to see other people like Almond Joy. There's dozens of us!

[-] Ghost33313@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

The problem I see though. Is that sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't. Yet I see no Mounds.

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[-] TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago

100 Grand! Underrated candy bar.

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[-] DNOS@reddthat.com 19 points 11 months ago
[-] Sho@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
[-] noxy@yiffit.net 16 points 11 months ago

Twix. The only candy with the cookie crisp.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 11 months ago
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[-] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago

Twix. It's all in the mix

[-] polysics@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I'll take all the Almond Joy thank you. I know everyone else is going to leave them behind anyway.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago
[-] JoMomma@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The drugs in candy are getting out of hand

[-] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

No Kit Kat? I guess a 100 Grand then

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

Snickers

Most of those I haven't heard of, but that's because I'm an Aussie...

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[-] realitista@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Reese's all day motherfuckers!!

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

The bucket!

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago

Twix - maybe the 100 Grand.

[-] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I am always happy to get 100 Grand.

[-] Vordimous@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago
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[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Definitely the Reese's. Chocolate and peanut butter are the two best flavor combos known.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I'll probably grab the bowl

[-] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Where the FUCK is the coffee crisp‽

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[-] NixDev@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

Have to go with the almond joy.

[-] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Reese's for days motherfucker

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[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
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[-] Sudomeapizza@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

You can have everything else, but you'll have to take the almond joys out of my cold dead hands if you want them!

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

there's only Left Twixes and as I have been conditioned by marketing I will get angry as a joke

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I'm digging through to find a Right Twix.

Left? Bleah.

[-] Gargantu8@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I'm afraid they all have lactose :(

[-] blotz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

That never stopped me

[-] Klaymore@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

York or Almond Joy

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Half of these I've never heard of, so I'd try one of those out of curiosity. American candy?

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[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

York, never get to eat them too often

[-] Gordon@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Snickers 100%

[-] Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Got any 3 Musketeers?

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

where's my fucKING MILKY WAAAAYYYY

[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org 5 points 10 months ago
[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
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