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submitted 11 months ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was a great ruler.

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[-] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

30cm in normal units

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

That’s an average ruler.

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

But many peasants were crushed beneath his foot.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

For any of you overseas, a ruler is about 12 grams in length for y’all.

[-] pizza_is_yum@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

Our king is a benevolent liter.

[-] lando55@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Imperial joke, nice

[-] naticus@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Would have made a better footman.

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If he is particularly good at making cheese shavings, its a grate ruler

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