barlo rule : 196

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 95 points 11 months ago

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[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 11 months ago

I think you kaan't say it even if :/

[-] lobsticle@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Yes but you can't use a hard n

[-] Deiv@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago

kaa^n

[-] SevFTW@feddit.de 24 points 11 months ago

I’m only emotional attracted to bees so we call ourselves borlo, as such I give you the right to use the slur “koon”, please use it everywhere you like to spread the word of me and my folk

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

Thank you for your blessed kindess for giving me this right. Be safe, koon brotha!

[-] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

you're lying right now if you telling me you don't find bees incredibly sexy, just give YOURSELF a pass.

....or if you actually don't, yes, you can say it 😬

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 14 points 11 months ago

I mean 👉👈

[-] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 84 points 11 months ago

beestilality

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[-] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 52 points 11 months ago

people named khan:

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Kid named kaan

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

What are you doing step-bee

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 11 months ago

I don't generally care about people making new sexualities, but it's not hip to fuck bees.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

I can’t believe I’m saying this: Just because you’re sexually attracted to bees doesn’t mean You have to fuck then.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 11 months ago

Kaan moment

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I can’t bee-lieve**

[-] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is 100% a troll either just for fun or to rile up and radicalize gullible conservatives

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[-] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 7 points 11 months ago

“It’s not hip to fuck bees”

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Liberalism opened the door. Get with the times, grandpa.

[-] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 35 points 11 months ago

Adam and Eve, not Adam and bees!

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Smh the background/flag isn't gold-black stripes 🤦‍♂️

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

I got this reference! Thank you, (my) child with terrible taste in movies.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

How you doing my kaans

[-] Moc@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Based

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Bee Movie has entered the chat

[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Fun fact: DreamWorks animation is directly responsible for one out of every three new sexualities!

[-] Trarmp@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago

You like jazzzz?

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[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 11 months ago

its hip to fuck bees. 🐝

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago

Do you like jazz?

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

No I like bees

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Barlo Patch notes

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I can't believe Kirk was barlophobic all this time

[-] youRFate@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

sexauly attracties?

[-] ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Byeah

[-] RedReaper@infosec.pub 10 points 11 months ago

"New Sexuality" and the first order of business was to create a bespoke slur for it?

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[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

Is this a reference that is going over my head?

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

One joke?

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

It feels like Barlo Kaan could be a person's name.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Ah maybe. I thought it was mocking people for "making up" genders. Like any good satire nowadays, it's impossible to tell which it is.

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Well that was the obvious joke, I just thought there might be more layers.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Something about insects. Is it their thick asses, thin legs, big eyes, chiseled jawlines, wasp waists, hairy chests, tiny hands/feets? God damn.

[-] Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

It's because they watched Antz or A Bug's life growing up. It changed them forever.

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[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

In this hive, the Queen Bee is human and her honey is the sweetest 😌

[-] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

Wake up babe, new sexuality just dropped

[-] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

low quality bait!

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

by the way techsexual exists