this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. There is a 1/100 percent chance you are serious so I need to make it clear. No don't do it.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate that I get this meme

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 21 points 1 year ago

So do I buddy... So do I

[–] Mercival@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Do it. We need repetition and peer review, otherwise it's just a case study.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

anyone explain whats going on

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So. Once upon a time on a horrible place called 4chan, a dude got a glass jar and a Rainbow Dash figurine. He put the figure in the jar and then proceeded to cum into it repeatedly. His goal, for whatever reason, was to fill it to the top. Unfortunately this man was also stupid and kept the jar on his heater. During the winter the heat came on and the rainbow dash was effectively boiled in cum which ruined the entire 'project'. So the man started again. He completed the project in 2017.

If you'd like to know, and for some reason see more, click here. If not then walk away with what little remains of your sanity.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

rainbow dash was effectively boiled in cum

I am not a religious man, but I am praying right now to God to cleanse the earth.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wanna make a cult out of it?

Church of the Boiled Dash

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’ve now inserted into my head that CBD = Cum Boiled Dash. I hope I can forget this.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

And I hope you can't. Mwahahaha.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Cum Broiled Dash" sounds even funnier to me

[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure why I decided to refresh my memory after eating pasta.

[–] Getallen@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Why the fuck is the cum brown?

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's gonna fill the jar with his swimmers.

Someone on 4chan did it and documented the lengthy process of filling the jar from start to finish.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh lol I was thinking he was gonna put the jar somewhere the sun doesn't shine. There was an infamous video about that, circling the internet in the early days. I won't bother you with the details, but the extended cut involved tweezers.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Oh i know that one too and a bunch of others. Basically, most cursed things on the net.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A meme.

Someone, I think on Reddit, hat some project, or maybe just a fantasy, where they put Rainbow Dash into a glass and filled it up with cum over time.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rainbow Dash. Were you not paying attention?

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

No, that's what's humanity has come on

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] omfgnuts@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

omfg nuts come again.

Lord, not again

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[–] FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?

Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?

~~You're gonna "One Man One Jar" it?~~

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Remember to post regular updates

[–] Toes@ani.social 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, bros to a scary degree

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't leave it next to a radiator and You'll be fine.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Go ahead. Tell us how it goes.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

My reaction is represented by the right side of the image (LOL OMG)

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, stamets? 😅

You wouldn't... Unless? ... Nah ... Unless?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Is it fire? Remember not to inhale the fumes.