Its weirder than that, had someone on lemmy try to convince me that deportations, purity tests and fascism are all far left policies. Its like they're trying to shift all their own shit onto some imaginary other.

I believe that in the medical community this is called Joe Rogan's Disease

I need to see this play out like a heist movie. Two opposing advisors are battling each other to get their idea in his head for the big speech. They get into some zany hijinks trying to be the last to speak to him. Some real spy vs spy stuff.

If you can't tell whether Trump is an idiot, then sorry I can't help you.

In his mind he's ~6' 3", ~230 lbs with an IQ of 150.

He truly thinks that world leaders look up to him and that he's playing everyone else.

Vlad wants to end the war. On his terms though, cause he knows he can get it.

“Tapping me along” made me imagine someone tapping a golf ball. Nudging it, but not making a big swing, it could be indicative of a subtle influence.

Trump may not know a lot about a lot, but he spends enough time golfing to potentially use a metaphor from it. On the other hand, I’ve never golfed (except the mini kind), so I could be way off.

When you get tapped along, it'll make your covfefe hamberders yippy.