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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

2 for a meal, 5 for snacks and desserts

[–] LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 2 points 51 minutes ago
  1. Small forks go faster.
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

Number 2.

Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

I like the one that doesn't have an unnecessary apostrophe.

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.

#2

[–] Mariemarion@lemm.ee 1 points 35 minutes ago

Obviously, 2 is really bad. 5 is nice.

[–] CuteLuciii@feddit.org 1 points 23 minutes ago

For me it's 5 times the same fork 🤔

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

4 has the best handle, 2 has the best fork

[–] solarvetica@slrpnk.net 1 points 34 minutes ago

5 nice and clean. No messing around. Hard to bend accidentally (I worry about that)

[–] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

[–] Amaranth@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 hours ago

2 is best. 5 is tolerable.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Those all suck, this is the perfect fork. Those all suck. This one is the perfect fork

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

That's actually a pretty nice fork.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

God damn that fork better chill 🥵

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 6 points 6 hours ago

This is the only correct answer

[–] MechanicalJester@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago
[–] sandflavoured@lemm.ee 8 points 6 hours ago
[–] ianmacd@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 7 hours ago

Number 2, obviously.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Definitely 2.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

I dont like any of them :(

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Everyone is busily selecting a fork, and I'm trying to figure out if the apostrophe was an intentional troll ..

[–] shatteredsword@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

Handle of 5 with any other head 😭

[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 8 points 8 hours ago

3 or 2-with-5's-handle

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

Spoon better

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I dont like any of them but if i had to pick: 2. I like the prongs. But I don't like the handles for any of them

[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] farsinuce@feddit.dk 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

2 but thicker and a bit different handle.

Forget the handles because they all suck. The flared outer tines are a sin and the shorter tines on 1 is a war crime. I would take 3. Ergonomically it's not terrible and I can deal.

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.

[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 26 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

It's 2 and it ain't even close

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[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Number 1, just because I have small hands.

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