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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I remember J++. Ew.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 2 points 21 hours ago

I just unlocked a core memory.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I'm not a big M$-fan but I actually like c# a lot. Java not so much.

I'm no pro though, I just guerilla-code in my spare time. But of all the languages it's actually my most used. Besides PPL and ASM 😁

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have 20 years programming experience and C# is one of my favorite languages. It feels so expressive and doesn't get in your way nearly as much as Java does. I feel like I'm writing the code I want to write instead of writing the code someone from 30 years ago with a fetish for boilerplate wanted me to write.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Lol, yes. I can actually get things done in c#. Even fast and also complex.

In java (which I have to use for android) it's really aweful. Sure I'm no pro, but it also sucks to have to be a pro (and dedicate most of your time to a single thing) to get shit done.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Microsoft Java is one of those cases where MS got the "extend" phase so well executed that they didn't even need to finish the plan.

That said, the language is only good if you insist on using either it or Java. And the ecosystem around it is really, really bad.

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You can't really kill a programming language though

Companies are going to continue using it just because it's what they used before

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 100 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I've actually found C# quite pleasant to develop with, so long as I didn't have to worry about targeting non-Windows platforms.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 49 points 2 days ago (8 children)

It's fully cross platform with .NET Core and later.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was even before through mono/xamarin

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (8 children)

What does fully cross platform mean? It sounds very vague and a lot like an exaggeration.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

The standard .NET C# compiler and CLI run on and build for Windows, MacOS, and Linux. You can run your ASP.NET webapps in a Linux docker container, or write console apps and run them on Linux, it doesn't matter anymore. As a .NET dev I have literally no reason to ever touch Windows, unless I'm touching legacy code from before .NET Core or building a Windows-exclusive app using a Windows app framework.

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

Well, I'm currently writing a service and frontend, both in C# (Blazor for the UI), and using docker-compose to build and deploy them to a Raspberry Pi running Linux. So not only cross-platform, but cross-architecture as well.

This is not a new thing either. Since .NET Core was released almost 10 years ago, it has supported cross platform development.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yea this was a crosspost and also just a meme, but C# is my fav

And really cross-platform has come a LONG way...just as long as you don't need UI on Linux lolol

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago

Not really, even GUI is going strong, check Avalonia UI.

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[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah C# gets a bad rap. I spent a decade developing in C++, and Java before switching to C# because of program requirements. Now I never want to go back.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago

C# development was spearheaded by Anders Hjelsberg, one of the brains behind Borland Delphi/Object Pascal.

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Does it get a bad rap outside of this meme? I've only heard praise. It's by far my favorite language

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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 days ago (11 children)

C# is better than java just because it doesn't have as much brain rotting "DesIgN PaTTeRnS" gurus

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Instead you get rotten-brained dependency injection rules.

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[–] roguelazer@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Poor Visual J# (literal Microsoft Java) isn't even in the picture

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sun killed it fast enough so almost nobody remembers.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

I'd argue we aborted before it could be born into mainstream

[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] VivianRixia@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TypeScript?

It is Microsoft JavaScript.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

TypeScript is actually pretty nice, it'd be JScript instead.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TypeScript is only nice compared to JavaScript. It still has most of the warts and footguns of JS, but the typing system really is badly needed.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I always really liked JavaScript, but I’m not a software developer. I guess that’s probably the difference between me and folks who actually need to write production code with it.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah but it's Microsoft JavaScript.

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