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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 64 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It's really stupid to not believe in aliens given the size of the universe.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's really stupid to believe aliens visited earth given the size of the universe.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about the American people constantly complaining about aliens illegally entering their country? Explain this!

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Fucking Englishmen in New York.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those are 2 completely different statements.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It wasn't a refutation. It was added information.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sorry I was not 100% sure so I figured I'd respond just in case.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Comments should come with this disclaimer. People get so upset when you continue the discussion for no reason.

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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I also agree with this statement, although it's well within the realm of possibility that life on Earth was seeded by an ancient extraterrestrial civilization. That's a timescale of a few billion years.

But it's still not as stupid as thinking that the supreme creator of the infinite universe has a personal interest in how you live your life.

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd believe it when I see evidence. Otherwise it's just a possibility.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

alien doesn't necessarily mean sapient, humanoid or even anything larger than a walnut. if you took life on earth as a sample of the universe it would be much more likely for an alien lifeform to be a plant or bacteria. and even an animal is more likely to be an insect than a mammal-like animal, much less anything humanoid.

(someone should look into the numbers my source is just vague memory at this point)

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also given the scale of time of the universe. We as humans have only existed for a small amout of time on the vast scale of things.

Countless alien civilizations may have existed and destroyed themselves, and may others may have not come into existence yet.

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[–] capybara@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

People who are interested in aliens and UFOs rarely solely make this argument. Often, they've encountered or somehow know of these aliens.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If aliens haven't been to earth, how come all the bigots keep bitching about illegal ones? 🤔

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think we should be looking inter dimensionally for alien life rather than extraterrestrial.

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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Ancient alien theorists say yes

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 week ago

Logic in religion? That's your first mistake there.

[–] cuuube@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I swear this post is straight from 9gag. It feels like it was made 15 years ago......

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

15 years ago it was mostly lolcats and rage comics.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure 15 years ago was like...1998

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Me too buddy, me too.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why won’t you get the vaccine? “Because idk what’s in it.” Why did you get Chinese dick and hair pills? “Because I NEED it!”

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

"Was your burger tasty?"

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well God is an alien, by definition.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's supoosedly everywhere, but i don't think he has any papers, he's an illegal alien

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No anti authoritarian rebels allowed here. Probably ms13

If god is anything, why not crab

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My experience with random processes: on large scales, things either happen 0 times or many times. So I find the idea that life exists in only one place pretty implausible.

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[–] Noam_Parenti@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lot of Christians will say no to believing in Aliens but because they believe God created humans and gave us the universe.

Or in a similar vain, because aliens aren't mentioned in the Bible they don't think they are real.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does the Bible mention Mario kart

[–] Noam_Parenti@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not at all saying this is how I feel.

I was raised a Christian and considered myself one until I reached the age of reason. So I have some insight into how they think.

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Well I've never seen air. Nor oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, the list goes on and on. I've never seen Ukraine, but I do believe there is some awful shit going on over there.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe god wasn't capable of creating aliens...

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe God created the speed of light to keep players region-locked.

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

God is all powerful, but only up to and limited too creating one sentient life form

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

In my younger years I tried to make sense of the ‘God created humans’ thing by envisioning lots of aliens species with lots of gods, each catering for their own pets. Then I wondered if these gods would compete over who had the best pet, or would go to war with each other.

That why I don't believe in Bird

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

People worship all kinds of concepts that they've never seen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion

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