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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I speak perfect english but still use „ja”, ja?

[–] riot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~~Das ist der Weg~~

This is the way, ja?

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[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is a funny clip and an accurate depiction of NYC congestion.

But, I live in a major city and we make way for ambulances. If it's this bad we'll end up with civilians running red lights or cops on motorbikes to unfuck gridlock.

I myself ran a red light last week in rush hour to GTFO when I hear sirens. Just turn on my hazards, slow roll into the red light. Cars were already stopping for me so I was safe, then pulled over.

This is really just making fun of NYC traffic and how fucked it is. The delivery makes it extra funny since we rarely get such an animated German on the front page.

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Hubi@feddit.org 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

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[–] guy@piefed.social 73 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I get imense stress from having an ambulance behind me even if there's plenty of room to pass on the side. Immediately plotting where to go if it needs to go exactly where I am.
I can't imagine having an ambulance behind you and going 'Meh, I'm driving here.'

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

nyc is a crazy city

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

This happened to me once. It was a main road with heavy traffic. I pulled over to the right to let the ambulance pass, but because of traffic, I was effectively sitting on the right lane. Apparently the ambulance wanted to move to the right lane because they were gonna turn right at the corner up ahead. I felt like an asshole because to everyone else on the road, it looked like I intentionally blocked the ambulance. And the siren blaring right behind you while the driver is blasting the horn is very stressful.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

In case you wanna see a "RETTUNGSGASSE!!!" (= rescuing lane) in action this clip is what it looks like ideally. If traffic slows down for whatever reason or if there are sirens in the distance drivers are supposed to assume this formation pre-emptively and misusing it is a crime.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's how it's supposed to work in the US too. Maybe it depends on the state but in MN at least it's illegal to fail to pull over for emergency vehicles. If you see any emergency vehicle on the road running with lights on then you are supposed to stop and pull off to the side so that they can have the whole road.

The video in the OP looks nuts to me too. I've never seen people fail to pull over for an emergency vehicle in my area.

[–] gt5@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

This is how it is in Manhattan when it’s busy. It’s not so much failing to pull over so much as there is nowhere to go.

[–] Hi_May@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

This is a very NYC phenomenon, everywhere else I’ve ever been and lived in the US moves out of the way for emergency vehicles with their lights and sirens on, I’ve seen both issues where there is nowhere to go and times where people just don’t care, every time I’m in NYC I hope to not need medical attention

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So I actually experienced one of these on 64W between VA Beach and Richmond. It was amazing how everyone including myself just instinctively moved to the sides of the road. It's not a hard concept it just takes cooperation.

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[–] Skellysgirl@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Love this. Who says the Germans have no humour.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Mostly the French

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[–] PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Eh, feels like he's playing up the stereotype of the eternal German.

"...WE DON'T DO ZIS IN GERMANY! YOU BUILD HOUSES WITH WOOD? WE DON'T DO ZIS IN GERMANY. YOU DON'T SEPARATE GLASS FROM RECYCLING? BUT WE DO ZIS IN GERMANY!!!!

I'm allowed to say that, I'm German myself. We are obnoxious and tone-deaf fuckers.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's tone deaf and there's common sense, life saving practices.

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[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hwGd3QWgTLs&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

For contrast: a video of a more congested street in Paris 17 years ago. The situations aren't completely comparable: bigger emergency vehicle, smaller other vehicles, smaller street with less options to get out of the way, ... One other major difference and the reason I'm posting this, is that 30 seconds into the video, you can see that most drivers have moved to the sides of the road AHEAD of the firetruck and that they are holding still while waiting on the firetruck to pass them. The street + path are less than ideal and there isn't really enough room, so the truck is still not going very fast, but it's at least able to keep moving. By moving to the sides, the drivers also blocked in that smaller firetruck that was coming from the side street, so that's going to cause some confusement after the big one has passed.

The reason that that NYC ambulance is completely stuck in traffic, isn't because of space, because there is plenty compared to that Parisian street, but it's the drivers who are not creating a path. It's not an infrastructure problem, it's something that can be taught + encouraged if there is a political will to make a change.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] NightCrawlerProMax@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m not an American but I’ve lived in Washington for years. Every time an Ambulance is moving with its siren on, people move to the side of the road to let it pass. This guy is just inaccurate.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Manhattan has gridlock that prevents this. There's no space to move into.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So why not put paramedics on a e-bike, so they can actually arrive at the scene first. It’s not like the patient gets put into the ambulance immediately on arrival. Might as well have someone take care of the patient before the ambulance arrives. Just put a e-bike in the back of the ambulance or rack it on the front.

[–] Susurrus@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shitty solution to a shitty problem in my opinion. Quite often patients are indeed put into the ambulance immediately. Ambulances also have tons of medical equipment, none of which you can fit on a bike, obviously. Then there's the question of paramedic safety, especially given how many road accidents there are in the US. Plus, that would be a major cost for healthcare providers. Instead of 2 paramedics, you'd need 3 or 4, since they can't go solo, again due to safety concerns. Overall this isn't something we should be looking for alternative solutions to. You can't keep making workarounds for systemic issues, like horrible road/traffic design or society being severely uneducated.

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[–] RickSorkin@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is the kind of culture you get and deserve when you allow corporations to control your country and culture

[–] fakir@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not just corporations. It's the individual over the collective. And that is just the nature of certain societies, specifically more competitive societies. In India for example, the mindset of everyone in traffic is 'me over others' - fuck everyone else, i grab what space I can get. If I don't, the next fucker will. Like if it starts raining, your 1 hour trip is now 3 hours, not 1.5 hours because there will be a jam at every intersection in the city. There are just so many people on the road and infrastructure (and society / government at large) that hasn't lent itself to cooperation but rather competition. It becomes their mindset, it becomes everyone's mindset. That is why many from that region turn right politically. I bet it's the same for many Latin countries.

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[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Where I live in Canada traffic moves for anything EMS related with lights(other than a tow truck unless of course they have an EMS escort). We pull up on to sidewalks, curbs, and anything really to clear a path. Heck I've seen people put their vehicle into a snow bank or a ditch to get out of the way. I guess we're of the mindset that others will do the same for us should we be the ones awaiting EMS to arrive or deliver us to an ER.

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Feeling confused. Why can't the ambulance go through the small gaps between sidewalk. In my country ambulance drivers drive like its GTA.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

theres people on it? Like regularly?

Also i doubt an ambulance would even fit in most places, chances are it's going to get stuck, immediately.

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

https://v.redd.it/1u707p7uieve1/DASH_720.mp4?source=fallback

For perspective this is how ambulance zooms past traffic here.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

There are cities that use medics on motor bikes for this exact reason. They can't evac someone but getting there quickly to use a defibrillator or control bleeding could make a difference.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Absolutely every second for an ambulance matters. Every. Second.

People blocking an ambulance should be punished and made examples of.

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