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[–] Gemini@lemmy.cafe 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wish I had a cubicle and not the open office.

[–] saegiru@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Open office layouts are absolutely terrible. Why more places haven't figured that out, I'll never know.

[–] borkcorkedforks@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those who make the decision still have a full blown office with real walls and a door so won't be negatively affected. It's mostly pushed because the open office idea is cheaper and allows managers to see butts in seats. Studies show it's a bad idea but people talk about collaboration and whatnot as an excuse.

In my experience "collaboration" means talking about basically anything except work. How some idiot on the executive floor got the idea that we all just walk around spontaneously gabbing about ways to make them more money is beyond me. Much of the corporate world is dedicated to mindless churn and professional time wasting.

The more an organization pushes the whole "in office", "collaboration", "water cooler conversations" narrative, the more professional time wasters they have on their payroll. When the only metrics you have are butts in seats, you can't see how little work you're actually getting for your money.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The research has been available since at least 2008 that open office floor plans are detrimental to productivity

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

since at least

yup, Peopleware is from 1987

[–] simple@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You don't love being watched by everyone in your workplace? /s

[–] Gemini@lemmy.cafe 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess it's not even the watching - I really don't care about it. It would be nice to have fewer distractions from people walking by, chatting nearby, chatting to me, etc.

[–] Stef_@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

add "flex workspaces" and every day you come to the office you have to search 15mins for a new spot to sit at

[–] Gemini@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 year ago

That would truly be horrendous. I happen to like what I do and hate wasting time on trivial shit like this.

[–] asyncrosaurus@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

It's not the watching. It's the entitlement people feel that they can talk/disrupt to you at any time, even if you have your headphones on and are clearly focused.

[–] Merlin@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who would imagine that. I’d much prefer a cubicle over an open office. Open offices are much cheaper to make so they try to sell us some bullshit to make it seem the best way forward.

[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 2 points 1 year ago

This is where this scene from Office Space makes the otherwise on point movie quite old https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNai8OYhdxA

When I rewatched it a month ago I was shaking my head that he would by himself create a open office when he had such a nice cubical.

[–] Golther@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure he just wanted to be able to look out yhe window.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Why do people write ads like that anyway? That just sounds intimidating. I'm pretty good at what I do, but I'm not built to do it in some sort of reality show tournament.

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I try to figure out the true meaning behind the buzzwords. Like this tells me they don’t plan ahead and try to spin chaos as excitement

[–] lightsecond@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe they want to be seen that way?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Translation: "Our project management sucks, and everything is on fire."

[–] ekZeno@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At least you have a nice Coffee Room, lot of space

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Still better than advertised. At least I get to try almond water.

[–] SneakyThunder@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

It should be scp 294

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

technically, yes

Milton behind his desk in the basement

[–] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish cubicles were a thing. Hotdesking sucks balls.

[–] Phoenix@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real mystery is when they want five years of experience for the tech that's been out for three.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There should really be more engineers moving to into HR. Like, there's got to be shitty coders out there that would make great HR managers because they know (or can learn) what Diesel is and why 10 years of experience is unrealistic.

[–] balder1993@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

That isn’t necessary if HR consult engineers first.

[–] jvisick@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know how some jobs are one year of experience for three years in a row? Just do the opposite of that.

[–] Phoenix@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, the hyperbolic timechamber of job experience.

[–] bsdGuy0@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

The environment is deceptive. It is only when you turn on the computer, when the hostility will creep up like a bird on steroids, waiting to peck at you for seemingly a century ahead.

[–] DeVoid@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

[–] charlybones@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

As years go by, this movie gets more accurate, and it's starting to feel like a horror film because of how similar it is to my daily work life.

[–] lasagna@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

They're talking about the project management side of it.

[–] jsalvador@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe you will be taking your torches after reading this, but I wish I can work in a place like this. I want my space, not having to listen to people I don't like near me.

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is superior to any open office layout, but I would reposition the desk so my back wasn’t to the entrance

[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I saw someone downvoted it, but it's funny because it's true.

[–] sethw@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys are getting cubicles?

[–] borkcorkedforks@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can meet you halfway. The walls will go up about 6 inches above the table. We find this increases synergy and collaboration. On an unrelated note most of our office workers were headphones and are reluctant to talk as it disturbs the entire office.

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Synergy and collaboration translates to annoying coworkers who blurt out every thought and question that pops into their head

[–] learningduck@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I see people wanting cubicle, but I can't imagine myself working in a cubicle for an extended period of time. The sense of loneliness and claustrophobic.

Think a 2 people semi open cubicle is the most I can endure.

Heck, I can't even work in my own office room in my house and have to move to the living room.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

I don't get my social need filled at work. It's not where my friends are.

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

But you also have an included work phone.

[–] float@burggit.moe 1 points 1 year ago

A, yes :( and a boss that comes every few hours and just stares and asks how come you're not done. Except online on a chat.

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