Just rewrite it with 80% functionality and force migrations on the users. Once the remaining 20% "edge cases" that require serious effort hop to the next job - where you where hired to "maintain" such a system and "just add a small feature here and there". Ooops.

all other employers demand modern technologies

There are a lot of employers that'll throw good money at you for maintaining and extending their outdated crap. Have you ever considered learning COBOL?

They played us for complete fools!

Unless it's a Sidewinder, or if you're really fancy an AMRAAM

An American air-to-air missile modified for naval use, deployed on a land based Warsaw Pact launcher. Now that's something!

Heck, the average SUV is taller than a Panzer I.

risa FTW

Better yet: Fuck'em without breaking the contract.

bring in science

Seems to be scheduled for December.

Currently out of stock, but what about

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airline tycoon game could be a game on it's own ... Sounds fun

It, is - or was. Not a "serious" tycoon game, but certainly fun.

Unfortunately they kinda dropped the ball with the successor. If they made another one, I'd probably buy it anyways.

Yea, an Airline Tycoon mod/dlc would have been nice.