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[–] portifornia@lemmy.world 2 points 10 minutes ago

Slammed πŸ’₯ πŸ¦Ήβ€β™‚οΈ

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What do you expect from the company which promised that windows 10 would be the last one? xD

Are we SLAMming quantum computers now?

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 4 points 7 hours ago

Maybe they were smoking too much Majorana.

What's next Theranus doesn't actually make thousand dollar tests for a dollar?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Check it, yo. In the 90s all the articles and rumors around quantum computing were exactly the same. Exactly.

Whenever I hear about some new quantum computing breakthrough, I spend about five seconds wondering if it's real and then I feel very nostalgic because no, it never is.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Quantum computer do exist. And have existed for some time now. Breakthroughs have been achieved several times.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

Sure, sure and it’s interesting stuff. But not anywhere near useful in the sense people mean when they talk about computers.

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Except quantum computers do indeed exist right now, and did not in the 90's. Sadly, the hype and corporate interests still make it difficult to tell truth from nonsense.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

Yeah, sure they exist. Much like the ENIAC. And it’s cool stuff to work with. It’s just not anywhere close to practical. And it never has been.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I just assume it's in a superposition of both being real and not real at the same time.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

Well played.

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[–] cabbage@piefed.social 86 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is a piece of alleged technology that is based on basic physics that has not been established.

That does sound like a problem.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

I love these slides about how quantum cryptography attacks are a made up scenario https://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/pubs/bollocks.pdf

Dude is a comedic genius

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Prime factorisation is indeed nobody's primary idea of what a quantum computer will be useful for in practice any time soon, but it cannot be denied that Shor's algorithm is the first and only method of prime factorisation we have discovered which can finish in realistic time with realistic resources.

And that means that RSA is no longer as safe as it once was, justifying the process of finding alternatives.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry - did you read the slides?

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Indeed I did. They seem to be pointing to the fact that current machines are not factoring primes in any serious way.

Does this contradict my point?

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] AynRandLibertarian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh you're just loving this aren't you? πŸ˜‚

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

How could you tell??

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We should find out next week at APS Global if it's really a problem or a case of Physicist Sergey Frolov, the author of that quote, failing to understand what's been done.

Microsoft could be full of shit about Majorana 1 of course but it would be damned odd for them to make a claim like this without being able to back it up; the fallout would be horrendous.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

I have to agree with this. Say what you will about MS, but it'd be odd to claim something this crazy that they can't at least sorta backup.

AI will figure it out my dude!!

[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yeah, most quantum science at the moment is largely fraudulent. It's not just Microsoft. It's being developed because it's being taught in business schools as the next big thing, not because anybody has any way to use it.

Any of the "quantum computers" you see in the news are nothing more than press releases about corporate emulators functioning how they think it might work if it did work, but it's far too slow to be used for anything.

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Quantum science is not fraudulent, incredible leaps are being made with the immense influx of funding.

Quantum industry is a different beast entirely, with scientific rigour being corrupted by stock price management.

It's an objective fact that quantum computers indeed exist now, but only at a very basic prototype level. Don't trust anything a journalist says about them, but they are real, and they are based on technology we had no idea if would ever be possible.

[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Well, I love being wrong! Are you able to show a documented quantum experiment that was carried out on a quantum computer (and not an emulator using a traditional architecture)?

How about a use case that isn't simply for breaking encryption, benchmarking, or something deeply theoretical that they have no way to know how to actually program for or use in the real world?

I'm not requesting these proofs to be snarky, but simply because I've never seen anything else beyond what I listed.

When I see all the large corporations mentioning the processing power of these things, they're simply mentioning how many times they can get an emulated tied bit to flip, and then claiming grandiose things for investors. That's pretty much it. To me, that's fraudulent (or borderline) corporate BS.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So glad we dereguled the market so everything is a crypto scam now.

[–] Misterboyfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

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[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I just saw on Linked In that in 12 months "quantum AI" is going to be where it's at. Uh.... really? Do I hear "crypto-quantum AI?"

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I used a hybrid of near-shore telepresence and on-site scrum sessions to move fast and put the quantum metaverse on a content-addressable de-fi AI blockchain

[–] tonywu@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Fascinating. Where do I sign up?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

QUANTUM AI? IN my blockchain? It's more likely than you think!

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

It’s…not shocking exactly, but a little surprising and a lot disappointing that so much of finance is now targeted at β€œlet’s make a thing that we read about in sci fi novels we read as kids.”

Focusing on STEM and not the humanities means we have a bunch of engineers who think β€œbook thing cool” and have zero understanding of how allegory works.

[–] pycorax@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Most competent engineers don't think that. They know and understand the limitations of what they're working on. They just do it because the finance bros pay.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Elno has just reinforced that if you lie enough to become a billionaire, that the market will reward you for YEARS. Possibly forever of you don’t let them find out your a power hungry amazing who want to ruin the whole country.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] anubis119@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Slammed or lightly pounded?

[–] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago

S L A M M E D

Just like I S L A M M E D my penis in the car door.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

COME ON AND SLAM

AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can tell that someone is lying about their work in quantum physics when they claim to understand quantum physics.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 0 points 12 hours ago

a breakthrough type of material which can observe and control Majorana particles to produce more reliable and scalable qubits

To.... produce a more random random numbers generator?

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