Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
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Alcoholism.
No idea
You wouldn't understand
Strangled by my hoodie?
Or you jumped
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Oh this is an easy one
Haha this is the best comment 😂
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Oh god
RIP
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
Sleeping with the fishes
hmmm...
Too many pineapples
Oh, no…
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
By a spear, then repawn after 3 days
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
By Japanese sword thrust
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
....that last step will be a doozy.
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
Obesity, and bounciness.
Self Explanatory actually.
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Thor dropping a mountain on my head.
Unlucky
Eh, kind of intentional. If you're gonna fuck around, you're gonna find out.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Nihilistic fruit