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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 9 points 2 hours ago

Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Alcoholism.

[–] Assassin4@lemmy.world 2 points 26 minutes ago
[–] TranslateErr0r@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

You wouldn't understand

[–] me_jumper@infosec.pub 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Or you jumped

[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 8 minutes ago

Haha this is the best comment 😂

[–] Resurectra@lemm.ee 4 points 29 minutes ago

Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 4 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

Death by simulation crashing.

Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything

spoilerAka: The Chidi Death

[–] Mobster@feddit.uk 3 points 47 minutes ago

Sleeping with the fishes

[–] notsure@fedia.io 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 1 hour ago

Too many pineapples

[–] Agent_Orange@lemm.ee 2 points 24 minutes ago
[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 points 58 minutes ago

Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.

[–] American_Jesus@lemm.ee 2 points 24 minutes ago

By a spear, then repawn after 3 days

[–] Devmapall@lemm.ee 5 points 1 hour ago

Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh

[–] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.

[–] Kissaki@feddit.org 7 points 2 hours ago

By Japanese sword thrust

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 1 hour ago

I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.

[–] LedgeDrop@lemm.ee 2 points 34 minutes ago

....that last step will be a doozy.

In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?

[–] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 5 points 1 hour ago

A remake of Alien but with a meerkat

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 1 points 36 minutes ago

I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

Obesity, and bounciness.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 minutes ago

Self Explanatory actually.

[–] ookiiBoy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 hours ago

A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 4 points 1 hour ago

A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 1 hour ago

I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago

At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Thor dropping a mountain on my head.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

Eh, kind of intentional. If you're gonna fuck around, you're gonna find out.

[–] DrunkRobotMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...

[–] ExistentialKiwi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Nihilistic fruit

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