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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It's insane that both of them think this will help...

They truly don't understand that the vast majority of Americans fucking hate them. And the ones that do like one of them, already like both.

Zero people will have any change of opinion because of this.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dementia and Ketamine have some adverse effects together

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please let murder/suicide be one of the side effects

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sadly, that's largely attributed to Methamphetamines. At least in a historical context with Nazis.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

They truly don't understand that the vast majority of Americans fucking hate them.

Do we know this for sure?

[–] Aux@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh, it will help. Elon can afford to tank the losses from share price fall, then he'll grab loads more with a discount and there will be an eventual rebound. And then we will have the very first trillionaire in the world.

I guess one of the reasons for Musk to murder Twitter shares was to test how effectively he can tank the financial damage and still ride it out before going full nuclear on his companies.

Reminds me of one British twat called Humphrey Smith, who owns all companies as unlimited and tanks all legal expenses himself so he can do whatever the fuck he wants with them and with staff. Oh, he also owns a town and does whatever the fuck he wants there too.

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why is musk standing like his feet are afraid of each other? He looks like a proper ninny.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

hes wearing lifts.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Makes room for the marionette

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remember the last time an EV was parked up outside the white house. That went really well for everyone. /s

(2021 Lordstown Motors Endurance)

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And how do they reconcile this with his administration's pro-destroy-the-environment agenda?

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's not about the environmental aspect of the car for them, it's just another luxury sports vehicle to the buyers this is pitched at. Its fast, expensive and a desirable brand is all they care about, being electric is just a 'cool quirk' of it.

Were the brand to become really toxic and widely unlikeable by the general public then even the wealthy vapid types would be turned off it. Let's hope we can get the momentum there, as the only buyers left would be the pro-EV MAGAs with money, and I very much doubt that's a large enough demographic to keep Tesla afloat.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Microplastics from the tires

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You guys have retirement savings?

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Enough to retire for about a week.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey now, I also have a week of sick leave saved up. I’d just have to pretend to be sick (and provide a doctor’s note for my absence) for an entire week before retiring for a week.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump finally caught up with the versions of him in the parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family and is now a car salesman. Just like the universe intended.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

In the best universe, his mother's abortion didn't fail so spectacularly.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The richest man on Earth for now

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

The cool thing about being a trillionaire is that you can fall a long, long, long way and still be the richest man in the country.

Doubly so if you drag everyone else down with you.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Trump's cybertruck has a chance to do the funniest thing.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Triple the dose and he'll feel like his dad loved him.

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[–] brezel@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

NSFW ish

Tap for spoiler

It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.

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