facepainter

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The Democrats theatre in c/memes@lemmy.ml
The Democrats theatre in c/memes@lemmy.ml
How many eggs for that tessera? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
How many eggs for that tessera? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] facepainter@lemm.ee 7 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

Fuck this village in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] facepainter@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago

Love your username!