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[โ€“] JATtho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

what the actual fuck. ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] x4740N@lemm.ee -2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[โ€“] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 31 minutes ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 78 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

That person doesnโ€™t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 29 minutes ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[โ€“] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[โ€“] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 33 minutes ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] mearce@programming.dev 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[โ€“] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[โ€“] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[โ€“] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[โ€“] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 12 hours ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[โ€“] hypna@lemmy.world 31 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[โ€“] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly itโ€™s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[โ€“] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 26 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the olโ€™ waffle stomp.

[โ€“] easily3667@lemmus.org 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm glad i got to be here when you learned about this

[โ€“] Gongin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Stomp the poo through the shower grates, unless this was rhetorical.

Typo

[โ€“] easily3667@lemmus.org 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the Internet is joking about it.

Pretty sure.

[โ€“] AreaKode@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 27 minutes ago

Ah yes, the delightful moment when you hear about this one for the first time. Truly beautiful to witness.

[โ€“] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

Said management.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I really like that font what is it?

[โ€“] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont