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It was on sail....☠️

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[–] dirtypirate@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you wouldn't download a boat

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

The hell I wouldn't, I can't even tell you how many benchies I've downloaded and printed!

[–] _Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

But you might load it down with treasure

[–] snake_case@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It cost him an arrrm and a leg

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ech@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No no, thankfully he's still got that.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ech@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Not always, but most mornings.

[–] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

He was hooked on second hand ships

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

What did the pirate say to the sick Great Dane?

A vast ye scurvy dog!

[–] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's a pirate, why would he pay for a ship?

This joke makes absolutely no sense.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe he's not a very good pirate.

[–] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Possible, I'll admit that.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta spend money to make money

[–] nxfsi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What's the pirate equivalent of a 5 finger discount?

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What's a Pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?

[–] roadside_yeti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

You may think it was R, but his first love is the C

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a trick question. There's two. I and R.

[–] _Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

It's a trick question, pirates can't read

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He didn't think he'd get a good deal, but he was blown away!