Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 weeks ago by otacon239@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I have to reject any that don’t make the cut.

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would quit out of shear boredom.

[–] yak@lmy.brx.io 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Time to blades a new trail.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...before you become unhinged

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guys, cut it out already!

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems like you're a bit on edge...

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

You’re a sharp one.

[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Better be careful. If the economy turns down, you might get cut.

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

You better not cut any corners!

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I heard they hire only the sharpest