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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 2 hours ago

What studies?

[–] amon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

*that survived to adulthood somehow

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 40 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

I had chicken pox but my brother got the shot. Now I have the milestone of shingles and he never will yay

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

I got the shot and still got chicken pox later in life. I was the unlucky tiny percentage.

Get your shots people.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

I never got chicken pox or the shot because we couldn’t prove if my mom had it or was vaccinated as a kid. They thought maybe I was immune, and as a teenager did some testing. I’m not immune.

I’m soon to be 36 and absolutely terrified of it. Im too old to be vaccinated against it now so I just have to do everything I can to avoid exposure but it can literally kill me at this age.

I hate people who don’t vaccinate their kids. I didn’t have a choice because of missing medical records and risk to my mom. But to choose not to do so because of woo woo shit? Fuck you.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Chicken pox vax was not a thing when I was little. I had to go stay with my grandparents when I got chicken pox cause my mom never had it

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can get vaccinated against chickenpox, check that.

Here I know there is a shingles shot but only after you're 50 for some reason

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah can’t do the shingles shot because I had to have the chickenpox for that

[–] redundantgrouch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

You can get vaccinated against chicken pox as an adult.

[–] BugKilla@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I got chicken pox in my 30s, before a vaccine was available.

It's the only time in my life I considered becoming a pavement bollard by taking a dive from my 3rd floor apartment.

The pain was so bad that I ran a shower without the cold tap on until I passed out...for 2 days. Yes, I got hyperthermia, and was severely dehydrated but it was the only way the pain would stop.

Anti vaxxers are to be treated with contempt and mocked ceaselessly.

Note: I think you can get the vaccine at any age. Check with a reputable doctor or your local health authority.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I’m gonna check again but I was told years ago that I was out of luck and to be extremely careful

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 3 hours ago

There's a lot of vaccines that get approved for one age group first, then they go through the process for a wider age range

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Same. Literally everyone in my kindergarten class got it except me. I don't think there even was a vaccine back then. At least the kids I spend time around these days have had their shots.

[–] TheTurner@lemm.ee 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Same with me! All of my siblings got it. It just wasn't around when I was little.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 8 hours ago

even without nurgles gift of shingles, chicken box was on of the worst experiences of my life. Mom had to cover all the mirrors, it was soo hot because it was summer, I was constantly told not to scratch or pop them, the only relief was the oatbath that now I associate the smell with happiness/hope and crying cause mom had to take me out. This is crap anti vaccination wants for all children. Wtf character did it give me? It only filled me with more anger and drive to not want anyone suffer like this.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 30 points 9 hours ago

The studies:

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[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Death from measles is not a milestone.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Well technically it's a milestone, just the last milestone for a child with gullible parents

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

what other stuff is she referring to?

[–] psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They are getting really good at listening to their mother cherry pick bible verses that tell them why everyone else is evil.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

lol you think they’re actually cherry picking from the Bible? There are probably 20 bibles displayed proudly but they’ve never cracked open a single one

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

They're good at parroting the cherry picked passages from the bible that their church leader (that they probably only see on Christmas and easter) provides, or the ones they see on FB.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago

Getting tattoos and telling the parents to fuck themselves.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

You know... stuff.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago

In grade 6 everyone in class had already known that clearly little jimmy was special.

He was 15.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 38 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

She’s barely literate herself

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah I don’t know what she is talking about. And is she proud of her kid not being able to read until he was almost nine? “But the other stuff 😏 In every way, and I mean EVERY WAY.”

…w-what fuckin “other stuff? Is she claiming her kid is a great lay? What in the fuck is she talking about?

[–] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

poverty cycle in action :(

[–] diverging@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago

I don't think unschooling is something that people living in poverty are doing.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 40 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Whenever I'm in a old cemetery, I look for the graves that have five children dying within six weeks of each other. They're usually not too hard to find if there are 200 year old headstones.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 8 hours ago

It always feels like “can you even imagine the psychological tortureporn and devastation the mourners endured in this spot and for the rest of their lives?”

Otoh. I have higher expectations for a just universe than this chaotic place provides. Maybe they were sad and then moved on. Especially re children dying 200 years ago.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 112 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

That's like a girl I knew arguing about how effective her homeopathic medicine was.

"Because of those med, my flu only lasted a week!"

A flu is only supposed to last 5-7 days ffs.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It also scares away the alligators.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 7 points 6 hours ago

Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 81 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If homeopathic medicine worked, it would just be called medicine.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 36 points 15 hours ago

In the same vein:

"You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.” Tim Minchin

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago

Healthy and vaccinated people might see less than 3 days of very mild symptoms, if they notice at all.

[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You cannot reason someone out of something he or she was not reasoned into.

— Genghis Khan (For what it matters for who one is likely saying this to)

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 75 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

“my kid was delayed reaching standard milestones bUt 😉”

morons

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 19 hours ago

We can infer that the parent is also... delayed.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 46 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is she implying what I think she's saying? If so dear god someone get that child OUT.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 34 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

She's implying that her son has a large penis, right? Am I the only one that thought that after the 😉 and the "I mean EVERY WAY."?

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Not just that but also mummy and son were doing the naked tango in bed.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago

I hope y'all are wrong and she's saying something else that's equally stupid but less incesty. But who the hell knows

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 41 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Huh. I reached the milestone their kid didn't get until the second grade at age 3. Despite being fully vaccinated.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 21 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Yeah, but you then saw doctors for some tummy issues and fled your country. Vaccines made you weak.

These unvaxxed kids, though. You just rub a little dirt on it and they're all better! About 6 feet of dirt. And they don't see any doctors or leave. Ever.

- Written by the proud parent of 2 "normal" children and 6 underground children, probably

[–] GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Your vaccines were activated by UHF radio waves, today's vaccines are activated by 5G, and are therefore more dangerous.

/s

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a strange coincidence, the 500MHz band that 5G is using used to be used by TV channels in a lot of markets. The TV channels had to be moved to other frequencies.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

So that's why my tooth fillings stopped getting Sesame Street and started getting phone calls!

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago

Studies Confirmed the typo: it's 'millstones'.

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