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Not the hotdogs!

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Mmmmmm . . . treason dogs."

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

With a side of freedom fries.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Other forms of cooking are fine, but boiling hot dogs should be illegal everywhere (grilling is where it’s at, baby). Regardless, calling it treason is a bit much, and pretty weird.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is something magical about an all-beef dog boiled in Colorado Kool-Aid.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

Never heard of Colorado Kool-Aid before. Just looked it up, and it gets a pass. I’d definitely try one of those!

[–] finley@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Ugh, you’re better off putting it in the microwave

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

But veggie dogs are okay, right

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol. like they could afford hot dogs. only one person over there has ever scarfed down hot dogs.

[–] DasKapitalist@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't sneer at hungry people you absolute Westoid.

It's not even true: North Korea is far wealthier than Haïti (where hotdogs are eaten all the time)

Damn straight. Im the ABSOLUTE! The westoid of westoids. All the westoids wanna be me!

the fuck is a westiod dufus?

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I looked at the GDP, both nominal and per capita, for both countries. North Korea's is nowhere near Haiti's. North Korea is not wealthier.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org -2 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This is kind of amazing, I was actually, genuinely interested in what the people calling the story "fake" had to say because it's obviously pretty out there and I have no prior knowledge about the source. Everything I got in response to asking for more information was utter dumbfuckery. Also straight up lies about what I said. Good job with the propaganda, Genossen.

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