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I'll start as off with: Sound speed fix, sound now travels the same speed as light.

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[–] inutt@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago
  • Fixed pathfinding for common winged insects. When attempting to leave enclosed areas they should no longer bounce off windows two inches from the intended exit point.
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Due to recent hardware upgrades, the speed of light has been increased to it's originally intended value. Light, and all charged electromagnetic waves should perform at double or triple previous speeds.

Joe also found a faster algorithm for electromagnetic waves which should further double the speeds. Thanks Joe.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Banned humans because of griefing

[–] dasJot@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I was going for ‘removed a certain cancerous bipedal species’, but yeah.

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Fixed an exploit where petroleum products were combustable for net energy gain.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • Climate control bug has been fixed
  • NPC balancing. Added air and land mammals that feed on humans. Added sea mammals that are super territorial and attack human shipping vessels.
  • COVID24 has been introduced to correct previously mentioned balancing issues
  • After review, many extinct large animals have been reintroduced since they disappeared to correct effects of balancing issues
[–] _pete_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Climate control bug has been fixed

I wish it was that easy…

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For the America server, it’d be nice if they got rid of the MAGA.exe virus and patched the vulnerabilities it used to cause problems in the code.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Memory corruption bug is still there and it'd just come back in another form

[–] dasJot@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Matthew Sobol, is that you?

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The update doesn't worry me....turning it off and on again worries me

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago

I sure hope the world doesn't run on anything resembling Windows.

[–] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Conservatives and religion have been removed. They were causing harm to the simulation.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fixed typo resulting in ticks giving lyme disease instead of limes diseases. Ticks now properly feed on fruit juices instead of blood.

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago

Increased knockback distance on Housecat's claw attack, removing Housecat's infinite combo vs several woodland creatures

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OP: EARTH get an update.

Also OP: let me rewrite the laws of physics that apply to the entire universe.

[–] A10@kerala.party 1 points 1 year ago

Animals can now speak to humans

[–] GyozaPower@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fixed a balance issue with homo sapiens' spines. Now less humans should suffer from spinal illnesses and back pains.