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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I don't consider this non-credible at all.

China can fight the entire pacific - except maybe North Korea, over their 9-dash fantasies.

Or, they could go north where the land is open, the resources plentiful, and no one is going to come to Russia's rescue.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Somebody should tell the Russians that the resources are plentiful, they treat the place like they're trapped in a desert tundra.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 98 points 1 week ago
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stage two:

  • set up Hello Kitty stores across Vladivostok
  • smuggle in large amounts of dumplings and stinky tofu for street vendors
  • paint Taiwan red, blue and white like the Russian flag

This will further convince the Chinese invaders that Vladivostok is, indeed, Taiwan and potentially divert bombers from Taiwan to Vladivostok.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Which other ways could we convince China to invade Russia? Maybe start a rumor that Chinese citizens at the border of Russia need help due to the nazification of Russian citizens across the border?

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 days ago

Tell the Chinese government that TSMC has opened a chip fab in Russia

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They have been eyeing Outer Manchuria for quite a while.

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Too credible