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This is getting hilarious

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[–] smokinjoe@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lorem ipsum, dolor sit amet!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Consectetur adipiscing elit :)

[–] WiggyJiggyJed@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tu quid dicis de me, putasne? Ego youll ' have vos scitis ego lectus summo genere meo In Classe Sigilla, et ego iam involved in Numerosis secretum excursionibus al-Quaeda, et ego super 300 confirmata necat. Ego sum summo orci pellentesque in agone totius US armati virium. Nihil mihi es, sed aliud scopum. Ego extergimus te irrumabo cum praecisione similia, quae numquam ante visa sunt In terra hac, mark fucking verba mea. Vos can adepto auferat putas dicere quod stercore mihi super Penitus? Cogita iterum, fucker. Ut loquimur arcanum meum retis exploratores trans USA contingentes et IP tuus nunc investigatur ut tempestatem, vermiculum melius paras. Tempestas, quae parum misellam delet, quam vitam tuam vocas. Fucking es mortuus, haedus. Alicubi esse possum, quolibet tempore, et te supra septingentos vias interficere possum, et nudis manibus iustum est. Non solum in armis late exercitatus sum, sed accessum habeo ad totam armamentarium Civitatum Americae Unitarum Marine Corps et eo utar ad plenam suam amplitudinem ut asinum tuum miserum faciem continentis abstergas, parum stercore. Et si cognovisses quid riderem tuum parum "callidus" comment erat adducere descendit super te, maybe vos would tenuit tua stupri lingua. Sed non poterat, non, et nunc erant ' solvente pretium, tu goddamn fatuus. Ego cacas in furore tuo, et in eo mergam te. Fucking es mortuus, kiddo

[–] MerylasFalguard@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like I should feel bad that I was able to figure out which copy-pasta this was after the first sentence.

[–] Kinga@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

it's the navy seal copypasta

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I skipped to the end, and the last sentence was what gave it away for me.

[–] ComatoseSquirrel@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus.

[–] BackOnMyBS@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago
[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's outrageous! That's unfair!

...they need to allow stuff like Sanskrit and ancient Egyptian, too!

[–] Hypersapien@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't think those are supported by most browsers.> Sanskrit

EDIT: Umm.... actually with Sanskrit, I stand corrected

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanskrit

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Add long as it's in Unicode, it should work.

[–] riktor@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s pretty funny… err I mean hoc est ridiculam!

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if your post is any indication its going to sound like harry potter cosplay in there.

[–] riktor@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget to bring your magic wand

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Reddit Delenda Est

[–] Trebach@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Sic semper tyrannis.

[–] isanameaname@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

supra cali fragilis expiare docius

[–] isanameaname@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally "to atone for brittle hotness". Idomatically: "hot for teacher".

[–] CIWS-30@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

inb4 "Does anyone else think that the teacher in The Magic Schoolbus is pretty cute?"

also: "Hey, it's Ms. Frizzle, not Mrs. so she's siiingle."

[–] Sir_Osis_of_Liver@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Quando flunkus omni moritati.

Oesday itway attermay atwhay indkay ofway Atinlay?

[–] VoxAdActa@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

My username finally fits in somewhere!

[–] kilkil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

incredibly based

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MisterMoo@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ut sementem veceris ita metes.

[–] Primarily0617@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

caecilius est in horto

[–] Hypersapien@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Spez Ite Domum

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.

[–] Hypersapien@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Google translate is giving me "If kept silence stayed philosopher."

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Colloquially it means "If you'd kept your mouth shut, we might've thought you were clever."

It's my favourite Latin phrase, and not directed at you btw. :)

[–] BraveSirZaphod@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Literally, "If you-would-stay-silent, a-philsopher you-would-remain".

[–] Ertebolle@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire.

[–] BraveSirZaphod@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Et vidit Deus quod esset bonum.

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum*

*yes, I know: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5937294/trivia/

[–] athos77@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

semper ubi sububi!

[–] KnittingTrekker@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Praeclara opinio!

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 year ago

Hic haec hoc

[–] PhyrneRocks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

That’s it. That’s all I know. Thank you The West Wing.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Illigitimi non carborundum.

[–] SmolderingSauna@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Minime cacas!?!?!

[–] metic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They’ve officially branched out to Lemmy: !debatereligion@lemmy.world

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