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Seriously though, I used to love to tinker with earlier windows and make it quiet. I feel thankful towards microsoft nowadays (maybe tis the season?) that they are aping AAPL's walled garden. I had a skype account that I could use to access MS store (and log into my windows install? i forget if it's required..) and that made win10 accessable but was the end to my MS based shenanigans.
Windows felt open cuz you're not locked into their app store, but it looks like they switched to doublespeak now.
i bet they're going to use a penguin as a mascot for windows and then sue linux for copyright infringement next.
i first read "the most operating system" and thought ok that's true 😂 not sure where to but they operate
Open as in not secure. Let me use this word in a more familiar context.....Oh shit! We need to go back to the house! I left the door "open"!
The most open to viruses and malware
The most open operating system
…to being bricked by kernel level security software and video game anti cheats
Well it is for sure open...ing your ass for Microsoft to fuck you
Just look at how fired up you all are over a simple slogan.
open washing is real
Source? /Jk
It’s an analogy ok, We mean Open like a festering wound or open like yo mama with your data.
The most ~~open~~ operating system
Just look at all the operating it does
So much operating that it takes TWENTY ONE AND HALF FUCKING MINUTES TO SHUT DOWN
Tell me they didn't. Tell me this isn't an actual slide. This is just too funny.
There you go! Make sure you got a bingo sheet on hand - for all the BS they state in their presentation.
https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06?source=%2Fhome
~3:30 time stamp.
It's open to advertisers.
I swear. If they start adding 'open' and 'free' to their buzzword salad...
You mean the guys who already own like 49% of "Open"AI?
""""" open"""""ai
I truly just don’t understand this timeline anymore
We killed Harambe.
Harambe was just the first casualty. The root cause was the weasel in the Large Hadron Collider shortly before that event, which shifted us into the bad timeline.
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Of course, they make your personal information completely open to hackers and advertisers. They also make you open your wallet to buy a Windows 11 compatible computer.
Is this real?
yep
The next head of state for the USA famously is allergic to the truth, why would we hold American companies to a higher standard?
We’re living in bizarro world. Anything’s possible.
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Open to whom??
You to my data? Get lost.
Open to criminals, of course.
The most bloated os
There's really great deals on 2nd hand computers because of win11 tho...
Maybe most open for bad actors trying to exploit their customers 🤭or most open to governments
maybe they mean open to copilot/recall
That is a better oxymoron than Microsoft Works lol
Where is this from? I'd be interested in hearing what they're saying here.
Thank you for sharing that, could not find a link back to it. On an unrelated note I have a stitch
I wanna hear the bullshit that definitely came out of that guys mouth
Open to exploitation maybe
Where is the meme where this is on top, and there is an image of tux with "The most secure operating system"
The same system were to bypass the forced account sign-in during installation process one has to trigger a hidden prompt/terminal? Or the one that wants your desktop files to be hosted on OneDrive?
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there is no way this is not an attempt at subverting the term
imagine that you work for them and maybe sitting in the first row. who dares to laugh at the face of the ceo? must be an uplifting moment.
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