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[–] nbyu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 25 minutes ago
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

[–] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 hours ago

At least they haven’t banned omega

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What the sigma is going on here

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You skibidi toilet, you!

[–] piconaut@sh.itjust.works 38 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 46 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's a dope list, no cap.

[–] odium@programming.dev 24 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

[–] Shizrak@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago

Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 hours ago

Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?

[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

It's what the kids are using in place of "God damn" when referring to something impressive.

[–] SaintWacko@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 hours ago

I thought it was a Pokemon...

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 77 points 11 hours ago

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 72 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FrankenSpinach@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 hours ago

What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 93 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Cold in here

Those poor kids

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 35 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.

Also, what's wrong with "chat"?

[–] TurboMars3@lemmy.world 103 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.

Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"

Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.

[–] LotzaSpaghetti@sh.itjust.works 38 points 11 hours ago

Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.

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[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 43 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago) (1 children)

Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn't experimenting with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.

Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 8 points 8 hours ago

"Low taper fade"?

[–] Seraph@fedia.io 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
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