I planned to already!

Sometimes a post fits into multiple communities.

This one is a meme so it's in the 2 big meme communities (the community is highly fractured between the two because of people's opinions of .ml and .world), it's also a Simpsons meme specifically so it ends up in Simpsons meme communities.

Tbh I think they should make it so if a post is crossposted (which they know already) then when it's marked as read, it's marked as read across all of them. This would have side effects but it's the best solution I can think of to the problem.

I always heard it starting with:

"You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left?

299"

The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with:

"But... They still don't make it across, why?

Because you threw a brick at them!"

This user is a troll. In a month they'll edit the post to say nothing and then move on to the next troll.

Looking at OPs post history... They missed one actually

Them moving their mouth too much made the AI think they were distracted driving and would dock them for it.

Every single pic was just a super standard selfie. I'm surprised there wasn't more to it.

The golden rule is inherently flawed. Treating others how you want to be treated doesn't work because they aren't you...

I always preferred the platinum rule: treat others the way they want to be treated.

On a practical and serious level, I know that...

But it gets me every time because the wording sounds so final! It doesn't actually impact any of my movie plans but it does make me chuckle when I see it.

Something about the phrase "exclusively in theaters on [date]" always makes me laugh.

Why would they spend this much money on marketing if they were exclusively putting it in theaters for 1 day? Wouldn't it be better to at least get the weekend or longer?

What if I'm busy that day?

Yeah I'm definitely not complaining. I'm just pointing out that the show was never cancelled... It's just a really slow show to make because almost all of the pre production is just 1 guy

The show was never at risk of not being renewed. The main issue slowing the production is that Seth MacFarlane wants to write every single episode by himself.

This whole thing is a personal fanfiction that he got money to make into a real show.