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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 204 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 168 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

"Got confused"?

Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?

Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 70 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.

[–] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 weeks ago

Can't be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t leave it hanging

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[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they meant "concussed?"

[–] Lyrl@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

Helicopter goes brrrrr

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.

Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... he's got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is... massive.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

https://vimeo.com/49333930

It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Put that eldritch horror away."

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension

(I don't get it)

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

That’s horrifying.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like a rumor that William started.

Wait, 👀 for real?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

"Dammit, Willem, put that thing away! Nobody is gonna believe that shit is real!"

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

There are images on the internet of his penis. It's not "confusingly large," I don't think. He's just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.

https://vimeo.com/49333930

[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's OK. Welcome to the other side.

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder if actors and doubles sometimes hook up.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Like Tom Cruise and his stunt double?

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[–] zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not exactly what you're looking for but the doubles for Theron and Hardy got married.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant's trunk in your pants

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take "problems I want" for $1,000, alex

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Off topic, but what's the source? And is this a physically valid walk cycle, or just an animation? The bit where the three feet are all in line looks pretty sketchy but it's potentially dynamically stable

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://waroftheworlds.fandom.com/wiki/File:Tripod.gif

Uncertain beyond the attribution on the gif. I just searched walking tripod. The link above is the original source I got it from.

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds of the "walkers" in Battletoads

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just like that. He has a designated guy who is his penis carrier that takes care of clearing the way in front of him and helps shoulder the weight. Especially around corners, which can get logistically tricky.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

DaFoe was amazing in "The Lighthouse (2019)."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I wonder if doppelganger porn is a thing... 🤔

I wanna see porn of two guys who look exactly the same, and aren't relatives, fucking each other. Outside of drawings, too. It has to be real people.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

*doppelbanger

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is this just in reference to "Anti-christ?". I don't think I've seen him naked in anything else.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Iceblade02@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my God! No, thank you!

Poor man.

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