[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 week ago

the good news is it's very easy to get some practice

[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 4 weeks ago

they're not really doing this, are they? i assumed it was a clickbait outrage farm concept that would never see the light of day

[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago

yeah but you used to be able to use it. like if your family friend Margaret was eating five zucchinis at once lengthwise you would say "Margaret, stop being such a courgette slut". or if a pressure cooker full of oatmeal exploded and covered her face with oatmeal you could say that Margaret got oatmeal bukkaked to explain to the intake nurse at the hospital.

nowadays you cant say that kind of thing. because of woke.

[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 63 points 2 months ago

running a picture of myself through the app fifty times instead of getting an MRI

[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 79 points 4 months ago

dinosaurs may have had big honkers there's simply no way to know whether or not they had big mommy milkers the soft tissue of the gazongas is not preserved in the fossil record experts are divided on the question of whether dinosaurs had huge jugs each outcome is equally likely there is a fifty percent chance that every dinosaur was blessed with real big hoohas

[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 7 months ago

whoa, was Voldemort after them?

ogler

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