Dad Jokes

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How do cats keep up with local events,? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The evening mews.

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[–] actually@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You would think they would avoid Fox News; but let us just pussyfoot around that topic!

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't even enjoy a joke with out bringing fucking politics in it. Jesus

[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You rang?

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey Jesus, do you like cats?

[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Love them. I currently have 17 rescues. Dad thinks I'm over doing it lol

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cool. Please say hi to Dad for me!

[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 6 points 2 months ago

Will do my child.

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Lord, we lift up your name, with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God; hosanna in the highest.

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Lord, we lift up your name, with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God; hosanna in the highest.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 months ago

Me-ouch!

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

^Groan^