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    Oh... I don't think there's a word for it... (sh.itjust.works)
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    [–] exu@feditown.com 82 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Arch

    [–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago

    Bdsm, but real careful about the safe word.

    Gentoo: no limits.

    [–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 60 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

    Anal (Ubuntu)

    Because at this point, if you're still on it you're taking it up the ass from Canonical

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    [–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 45 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

    Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.

    (It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable...)

    [–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

    Man I've gotten old, gotten stuck in debian with lxc containers (Ubuntu for work, arch for fun) underneath.

    Warm and loving on the outside, kinky as fuck behind closed doors.

    [–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 44 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    autoerotic asphyxiation

    [–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 43 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    arch linux

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    What would Linux from Scratch be then?

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 weeks ago

    BDSM with a lot of pegging.

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    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    Gentoo is busting instantly and waiting 6 months for the Baby to compile

    [–] eldain@feddit.nl 8 points 4 weeks ago

    You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.

    [–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 39 points 4 weeks ago

    Cowgirl.

    She came prepared, she took control and told me this was a hands off experience. I didn’t need to do anything myself. I just had sex and it was cool.

    Bazzite (or any other immutable distro)

    [–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    Fedora, so missionary position, but the lights are on and we're on top of the covers.

    [–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    That's perfect. And I heard it's not a sin outside of marriage as long as SELinux is enabled...

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    [–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 32 points 4 weeks ago

    i'm a linux user do i look like i have sex

    [–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

    Debian, no-sex is safe sex

    [–] sntx@lemm.ee 24 points 4 weeks ago

    NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.

    [–] janus2@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 weeks ago

    Kubuntu is like wearing a condom because you have to

    (it's the only thing that consistently boots on my weird Samsung laptop. everything else intermittently boot loops...)

    [–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 22 points 4 weeks ago

    Abstinence, most likely

    [–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Wrong group of people to try to get a Cosmo article out of.

    [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 4 weeks ago

    Cosmo? Isn't that Pop_OS's new DE coming out? :D

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    What is Cosmo?

    [–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

    Cosmopolitan magazine.

    Infamous for being filled with garbage sex articles to further screw up women’s self esteem.

    [–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

    Cowgirl (because hat because Fedora)

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

    This comment might actually make me try Fedora 🤔.

    Proof that the distro of choice has nothing to do with actually being as close as possible to your wants and needs, but rather of how cool it sounds... in your mind at least.

    [–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    NixOS, probably some extreme bondage

    Arch, masturbation

    [–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

    Nix is a brothel.

    Just order off the menu.

    [–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 weeks ago

    Raspberry pi os, its like sex but with more lego

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    Doggystyle

    [–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    Slackware?

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 weeks ago

    Puppy Linux

    [–] lengau@midwest.social 9 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    Missionary but with a bunch of kinky German bondage equipment.

    [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    OpenSuse?

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    [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

    Rocket

    SpoilerendeavourOS

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    [–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago

    Slackware is a bearded old man trying to get it up, holding a picture of Lilo.

    [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

    Glory Hole

    Raspberry Pi OS is sticking your hardware through a small hole into what a full Linux distribution would feel like, given sufficient imagination

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    [–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Me-Butt-U (Ubuntu) … ok , I’ll show myself out

    [–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

    ….. the BACK DOOR haaaa 🤪

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    [–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

    Missionary (Linux Mint)

    [–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    I use mint and I was thinking a dry handjob

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

    In any case, it's something boring and familiar.

    [–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    Taking tea with the parson, of course.

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    [–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    Deepin Bodhi, Lubuntu Manjaro,

    Arch,

    Arch,

    Arch,

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

    Hahahah what the hell

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