Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by lando55@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I don't know, and I don't care.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it." - Lucille Bluth

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 1 year ago

But have you heard the one about the frozen toilet?

Stiff shit.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

As the old saying goes, ignorance is...uh...ignorance is...

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Could I care less or couldn't I care less?

Don't care.