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[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That’s why I always use compact mode

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

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[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fat fucking boner I get whenever I dress like this

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... 🔒

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nuuuu that's not simple >:(

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

shrimple as that

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 month ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hella expensive

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just don't got them hips to pull this off

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Then you're not working out the butt.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

tbh most people barely even realize that the butt is made of muscle, i think they just conceptualize it as all fat or something.

as i've been going out on more walks, especially in hilly terrain, i've actually realized how to use my ass muscle and it makes it soooo much easier.

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

For sure, had a bit of a eureka moment at the gym myself recently :D its a huge muscle so it can support quite a lot

[–] lengau@midwest.social 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Isabella@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Must ... DRESS ... in Boring ....

I wish I could dress up a little funny from time to time

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago
[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It really does feel like a sickness...

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 1 month ago

That's great for cuddle times, but what about other times like checking the mail or working

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[–] shikogo@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[–] match@pawb.social 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just overturn the laws about human-animal hybridization while they be busy fucking up abortion rights and building a wall around Mexico.

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[–] reddeadhead@awful.systems 20 points 1 month ago

Not having cute outfits. :(

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your consideration. The society as a whole unconciously thanks you for this.

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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 17 points 1 month ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Hatecrimes 😔

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago
[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Fucking this, so so so so so much

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Penis. The answer is always penis.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm getting fat.

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

My bulge...

The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

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