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[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 225 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Lol, they're just renaming Remote Desktop to Windows.

So I can use Windows to connect to Windows, and run my Windows.

Truly a moment of marketing brilliance.

[–] infeeeee@lemm.ee 81 points 2 months ago (4 children)

They love to do this. 2 years ago they renamed Office (the online, browser based version) to Microsoft 365 https://www.computerworld.com/article/1614302/office-to-be-rebranded-microsoft-365.html

They can present the "new" apps to shareholders

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This comes full circle with everyone's grandma incessantly calling every piece of software on their computer "The Microsoft."

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The grandmas were right the whole time!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Were they? Or did the Grandmas SEIZE CONTROL and are implementing changes in a self-fulfilling prophecy‽‽

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Grandmas are an insidious threat, your sister, your mother or even your own wife could be a grandma sleeper agent!

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

If you think this is bad, then you haven't tried navigating the MS academic offerings. Over the last 10 or so years, I think it's been called "dreamspark", "imagine", "MSDN Academic Alliance" (I liked this one, it actually made sense), "MSDN AA", and now "Azure Dev Tools for Teaching" or "adt4t" when talking with support.

rant mode ON

Everytime the name is changed, it seems something else changes (OK it's a new product) and the way to access installers and activate it differs. I just want to teach, but every couple of years I have to spend days trying to figure out how to get my iso's and how to renew the subscription. A couple of years ago, and mind you this was after I had had an active academic relationship with Microsoft for 8 years, and my predecessor even longer than that before me, we had to submit invoices proving that the school owned the domainname for our emails and website, as well as a letter from the ministry of education that we were licensed to teach this course.

The support staff is very professional and helpful, and we've always been able to resolve renewal issues. But each year we have to go through the process of getting through a maze of support pages linking to chatbots, to find the correct form to contact support. I think the link to support form had the text "Beware of the leopard".

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[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

At least they didn't cancel it and make two new programs that each do 70% of what it did. Looking at you, Google.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago

I currently open a window on my Windows to run a Linux

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

And it runs in windows too!

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[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 92 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Takeshidude@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like Windows, so we put Windows in your Windows so you can use Windows while you use Windows

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only possible way Microsoft can be this bad at naming things is if they are actively doing it on purpose.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

How can they expect regular people to remember what the Windows app does? It would seriously be better to pick a word at random than to overload the meaning of "Windows" again.

Here are some way better names right off the top of my head:

  • Kablam!
  • Telefenestra
  • Portle
  • Microsoft micro/do
[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Telefenestra

Is that where you defenestrate somebody remotely?

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[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] style99@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

I'm just here for the yo dawg memes.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And I thought developers were bad at naming.

The Microsoft school of naming things is really showing their ways

[–] exanime@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Developers are usually not bad at naming. Marketing on the other hand...

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For more, check out my blog devsArentBadAtNamingThings.blogspot.tar.7z.com

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

MSN Live! Windows App Professional for Business NT

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is that kind of like how I talk to my team on the team's app and send files and messages to them in the team in the teams app?

They seriously need a new marketing group.

[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

It's like how they made the Xbox, then the Xbox one, then the Xbox one X, then the Xbox series X. (Yeah there were other options between/simultaneous, but this sequence is a nice clean illustration.)

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

Not to mention the Xbox Box, and the shipping cintainer full of 'em, the Xbox Box Box

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[–] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Teams in Teams is the naming I hate the most. Should have called them communities to match Viva Engage (Yammer) or just groups.

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[–] jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

They literally ran out of ideas, like, 20 years ago?

They've just been trying to say random-ass shit to justify their marketing budget since then.

Windows basically stopped around 7 and mostly went backwards, and when is the last time you thought about the version of office you use? Do you even use office, or can you get by with google docs?

OneDrive is by far more of a pain in the ass than anything else, nobody ever WANTS to use it, they mostly get hijacked by it early on and try to ignore it like a masturbating hobo on a subway car.

[–] geography082@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These guys survive just from the license dependency of corporations

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Their only product is that more programs run in windowd and people love the interface even though they keep fucking with it.

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[–] xcjs@programming.dev 26 points 2 months ago

The Android version of the app still has the zoom/cursor offset bug when using a software keyboard from when they sunset RDP 8. That has been a severe usability bug for over three years now.

[–] rocci@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Classic Microsoft, muddying the waters of something that was clearly defined in its role and name

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[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago

This will be really easy to google for.

/s

[–] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

Upvoted for title.

[–] cjriebe@lemmy.riebe.cloud 20 points 2 months ago
  • Xzibit enters the chat *
[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

This sounds like an Onion article headline

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

In the future, all Windows apps will be part of Windows App.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did they just reinvent Norton PC Anywhere?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Will it serve me ads or do I need to find those myself?

[–] cum_hoc@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is not confusing. AT ALL!

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[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

The irony is that I do, in fact, like mudkips.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They've come full circle jerk.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Much more interesting is the part about Relayed RDP Shortpath. With STUN and TURN and even a relay it sounds like this will enable some usecases similar to TeamViewer

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