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I am a crab. (lemmy.world)
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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 25 points 10 hours ago

I'm told one time in my sleep I sat up, looked down the hall, and said "You can't see it from here but it can see you.". Then laid down again and went quiet. My partner at the time was not amused

[-] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

I had a partner once who sat straight up in bed and announced, "Somesone else is in here." They then promptly fell back asleep...me, not so much...

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

I once asked my ex husband "does it have Scweppevescence" (it was a tag line in a ginger ale commercial), and told my current husband that I had figured out the tile problem.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago
[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

The crab is always looking at the sea so that it never goes into it when going side to side. All it knows is anger. Deep.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I pretty often will wake up giggling.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago

Her subconscious abhors a vacuum. And anything that isn’t a crab.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago

Evolution provrs that all of our dreams eventually lead to CRAB

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 points 13 hours ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Crabby even.

Edit oh goddamnit it I didn’t see your username.

[-] jabber@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

I did something similar in order to honour my missus. :)

https://mastodon.social/@sarahoncesaid

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

This is wonderful!

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago

Oh, I like these!

[-] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago

Anyone have others? I don't want to go on Twitter

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago
[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Oh sleep talking nonsense is the best! When I was in college my roommate wrote down what I said whe I was sleeping, it could be roughly translated like this:

"We have a crooked goat in our head that we can grab by the wall and then we can go fuck ourselves because we've had enough of it and that's it"

I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried ...

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 hours ago

sounds like what autocorrect would say when you click the suggested word over and over

[-] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago

We will all become crab.

Contrasts on having a girlfriend who shares her awesome dreams with you in real-time.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Her conciousness has become crab due to carcinisation

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 2 points 14 hours ago

She's achieved the ultimate crab form

this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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