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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) by fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

I use Google tap to pay on my phone, my front door has a code, and I walo to work so I don't need a car key.

All I take with me is my phone and my work ID badge.

[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

I swear there existed a Tumblr post back in 2012 or earlier about remembering something like EGG: wallet, phone, keys. I just can't find it anymore v.v

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 1 hour ago

Front left: phone

front right: wallet + hand towel

keys are clipped to belt loop and also generally tucked into back right.

[-] sturmblast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Wallet, Keys, Phone. That's all I need generally.

[-] carvine1@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I count to five before leaving the house. 1. Wallet, back right. 2. Cell phone, front right. 3. Keys, front left. 4. Watch, left wrist. 5. Sunglasses, usually tucked into my collar. Back left empty as well.

[-] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Phone right, keys left. Don't need a wallet cuz I just pay with my phone.

[-] darth_grunkus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Front right pocket: car fob; key ring with house keys, padlock keys, Yubikey, small folding knife

Front left pocket: wallet; flashlight

Right leg pocket 1: personal phone

Right leg pocket 2: pack of gum; loops

Left leg pocket 1: work phone

Left leg pocket 2: Thinket

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Phone in left front pocket, keys in right front pocket. Nothing else, that's all I need if I'm just stepping out. I have several hobbies though, and I have a separate backpack/bag for each one, loaded and ready to go.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 hours ago

Your belt must be strong AF.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Jeans are stronger than fur suits.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 5 hours ago

I'm an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I thought they all had some trauma inside.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 4 hours ago

It is possible to be a well-adjusted furry. It's rare, but it is possible.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I don’t think I’ve ever met a well-adjusted person, just different degrees of masking.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Maybe you should join the furry community then, since they apparently have well-adjusted people. Granted, not very many of them, but that's still more than the non-furries have.

They mask too, and some of the masks are really hot.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

phone left, wireless earbuds right. If I need anything i else i stuff it in my earbuds pocket. No back pockets.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Right front pocket: Keys, lighter, smokes

Left front pocket: Phone

Right back pocket: Wallet

Left back pocket: doggie poo bags

In jacket weather: left inside breast pocket of jacket has gloves.

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Jacket right: tissues, other Jacket left: phone, collapsible mouse, ID, public transport card, chewing gum

these can also be in my respective pants pockets if i dont have a jacket

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Front Left: Phone

Front Right: Keys, fob with Yubikey, AirPods, pocket knife

Back Right: Wallet

[-] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

front right is phone. front left is anything else.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah it's uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I've actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I'll know as soon as I sit down if I didn't return them

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[-] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago
[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 20 hours ago

Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in

[-] Tracked@sopuli.xyz 18 points 22 hours ago

OG Dessert Eagle, MP5 modded Iron sight, Karambit, 1 frag, 2 multi flash bang.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 20 hours ago

Found the counter strike player

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 17 hours ago

I wasn't sure at first. Might have been real life.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 13 hours ago

Tell me your from America without telling me you're from America

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 24 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)
  • Front left phone
  • Front right: keys
  • Left rear: wallet
  • Right rear: lube
[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Surely rear middle should be lube.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago

Now this is a list I can get behind

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[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 15 hours ago

Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I too prefer to not having anything in my pants pockets. Can't wait until it get cool enough to wear a light jacket so I can utilize it's pockets

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 3 hours ago

yeah I do switch to my winter jacket pocket in the winter. You never forget you keys or wallet someplace when its in your jacket and its cold outside.

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[-] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 16 hours ago

These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I'm ready to become a suburban dad

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah

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[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago

Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys

Right: Phone

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