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To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.
So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.
Calvin Klein was my answer, too.
victor's secret
Victor's unsolicited dick pics
Victor, you are a very unattractive man
Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It's okay.
I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.
These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.
Here are two options for you:
It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small
Otherwise it's just sparkling secret
Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page... Glorious.
Oh my goodness, is that man's house made out of stairs!
The fully body blue thingy?
Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.
Yeah that is quite an image ngl
Thank you fellow queer
It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.
I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria's Secret IS the men's version lol
Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women's clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.
Victor's Clandestine Closet
Home Depot
Harbor freight
Ace Hardware?
There's literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.
He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.
NAPA Auto Parts
Barry's sack'o'balls
The gym
Unfortunately, Victoria's Secret is the men's version of Victoria's Secret.
Victoriaβs Secret
I don't know how to think about this, if a Victoria's Secret catalog arrives in our mailbox, I hand it to my husband to peruse. Like extremely softcore porn? I don't think it's for me.
So if you are asking about menswear for a female gaze? Hmm. Maybe the athletic wear catalogs. So like Under Armour website has all these hot male athletes as models, someplace like that.
Andrew Christian
Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit
(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)
Best I can do is male pattern baldness.
Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women's clothing as well.
Anyway, I don't know if there's really "men's lingerie", and if there really isn't.... Well, what a disappointment.
There is, trying to find it again.
Edit: I don't think this is what I was thinking of, but here: https://www.candymanfashion.com/
Harbor Freight
Uniqlo