After captain america picked up Mjølner, he then turned water into wine and came back to life three days after dying.

Something tells me, that he is going to totally accept it anyway...

So Putin will obvoiusly think it's fair if every neighboring country to russia does the same.

That one is great. The sequel to the 1995 film Babe I believe.

He's switching it up. Now they sleep with the fishes.

That is the whole point of an analogy.

Or start using the shower instead, and stomp it through the grate.

I think, that I might find a better alternative. Like scrap, granite and cast iron.

In a pinch, make a bow drill style lathe using a branch and a rope.

One of the ways I try to sell my trade to students, is telling them how important it is for the world. Machining, welding, plumbing, carpentry and so on. All of it would be primus motor to get society back.

Nothing hostile about this at all...

All-Out War. Maybe they are going for total war.