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Where's the femboy option?
Top right?
No that's furies
Top right is accepting of all fetishists. Hell, we probably invented a few you haven't even heard of yet.
Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
potentially any of them
What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?
Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
Amen.
Felons can try to make amends. Troy just makes Jager bombs at the office and passes at the 19yo receptionist.
Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.
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Is this a kid Rock joke?
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Hey! I don't fit into this mold! I'm the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can't work.
So... um... yay me?
I believe that is the bottom right
Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!
It's not necessarily a bad thing to be a juggalo, though. I'd say they're pretty similar to furries. Though, that's a guess since I'm not part of either group.
I would hang out with a random juggalo over a random furry. There is a higher chance that the furry enjoys abusing animals, while juggalos typically only abuse their own brain cells.
Animal abusers aren't furries. Conflating them is unhealthy for both
I am aware that not all furries are animal abusers. An uncomfortable amount of them are, unfortunately. Some of the most prominent furry 'celebrities' have been outed as zoophiles and predators, and they still have had a fanbase and are allowed to attend cons afterwards.
That being said, I am just making a dark joke. One of my good friends is a furry who calls out and protests zoophiles in the furrydom. Most furries are pretty wholesome. I just don't think we should hide the fact that a part of that community were drawn to it because they are sexually attracted to animals.
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If you don't feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you're gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you've made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.
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I'm not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life
What even are juggalos? Like i know they're fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I'm not able to link atm, sorry!
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They worship magnets.
I don't know. But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
"Homies" explains it too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q
I dunno though, I just listen to the music.
My cousin is a full fledged juggalo. I don’t personally get it. I’m antisocial anyway, but the lifestyle is just bizarre to me. It isn’t for me I guess, but I’m for people being happy and doing what they love no matter what it. I don’t need to get it.
He loves the lifestyle. That man has travelled all across the country couch surfing with complete strangers. It seems to me that almost any juggalo will invite another juggalo into his home like they are a huge extended family.
He’s had some wild life experiences that I could only dream of.
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Where's the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?
The top two
Can't I be both nerd and juggalo?
You either know how magnets work or you don't. There is no in-between.
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No, pick one
I could be a nugg.... nevermind, this is a situation where I don't win. Nerd.
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I believe you have my stapler.
I'm the top left :)
Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year
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I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.
None of these people are playing board games.
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