I swear it's like my wife and kids intentionally waits until I sit down to ask for stuff
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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Or walking out of the room.
Maybe just me but Where’s the joke? Maybe change ‘it’s unbelievable’ to ‘i won’t stand for it’. Or add to the beginning ‘you may wanna sit down for this’
Actually I think the 'it’s unbelievable' should just be removed.
It's not just you, there are many down votes.
The joke - at least for me - is that as long as you are childless you don't know about it. Then once you have children it's just something which is happening to you unconsciously. And then someone writes it down and you read it and you think to yourself: 'wait a minute, that's so true, I do that all the time but nobody talks about it!'
It's soo healthy for your old creaking bones
Bah, just need to oil them up with vaseline.
This is literally a dad joke. Bravo.
Truth.