Memes

I also have a few of these. My favourite daughter when she was a toddler she used to call road trains "Big DIE!".

My family has one of those. Our oldest would say hanitizer instead of hand sanitizer. We started correcting him but eventually realized that it's more efficient and everyone knows what he's talking about. I actually use it outside the family too. No issues, only chuckles when I explain the story.

Hah, skin side out is good !!

Too much sanity

Uhh I don't know what subs you've been visiting, but there's just as many stupid people on here as well.

Go to most of the political subs on lemmy and you'll find plenty of brain dead takes

The !flatearth@lemmy.ml community has some unironic (I think) posts in there if you scroll a few posts down.

No you don't. Trust me. The crazies here brigade others, peddle lies and push genocide apologia.

They're talking about the horizon.

have you people never seen an ocean? when you see ships go far enough out you see them disappear behind the curvature of the earth, you'll see masts of sailboats sticking up and the like.

When a ship gets far away and you only see the top half, it's behind a flat Earth water mountain.

No silly waves are on land. Have you ever heard of earth's largest wave? Wave Everest. A lot of people climb it every year. Sometimes they call them land waves to distinguish them further from water mountains.

Just run to the edge then.

Well I got good news for you. This isn't a planet. It's a giant rug thats's floating in space propelled by genie's dark matter astro-projection that moves us at 9.8 meters/sec² and our world was created by an entity named God who's 3 wishes to the genie was 1. to create this magnificient space rug to house 2. the people that will be ~~spawned~~ created on this wonderful place and will 3. forever worship God and his Magnificient Space Rug and that non-believers will have to suffer their entire life believing in the Round-Earth Conspiracy.

Thank God™ for helping us realize the truth. 🤓

aren't the four elements water, fire, earth and air?

What the hell are you talking about? We live in the Disc, held up by the Four Elephants which stand on the back of the Great Atuin, a 10,000 mile long turtle. The turtle moves.

I think it's their counter-argument to:

"If earth is really flat, why do ships disappear behind the oceans horizon?"

"Water mountains"

Earth curvature