Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 months ago by Perrin42@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I drove my Chevy to the Levys', but the Levys were dry.

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[–] geogle@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You should have said "Bye bye, Dad from American Pie"

[–] Perrin42@fedia.io 6 points 5 months ago

Tom Wopat and John Schneider were there too, but they were just getting drunk and complaining about having grey hair.

The good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye, saying "this'll be the day that I dye."

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's a good old pun, I have a tear in my eye,

And I'm laughing so hard I might die

I'm laughing so hard I might die

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Very dad, except I can't tell this to my kid because they have no idea who the hell Eugene Levy is.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Count Floyd says, "Booo! Scary!!!"

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 2 points 5 months ago

I hate you. So much.