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How do you date/marry a zombie? (lemmus.org)

submitted 3 months ago by VanHalbgott@lemmus.org to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[-] JesterIzDead@lemm.ee 37 points 3 months ago

It’s a no-brainer

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 months ago

I feel like a zombie wouldn't be able to consent. If they can speak intelligently, they're not a zombie, they're something else.

As for marriage, I think the contract would be automatically void, "til death do us part" and all that.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

There are examples of thinking zombies in media. Tales From the Crypt had some.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Going to the chapel and I'm gonna get buried!

[-] clueless_stoner@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

i'll marry u once u come back. pls don't have your parts sagging too much,

[-] essell@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Checkout the republican primaries?

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

You mean like, how do you find one to marry, or what are best practices within a marriage to a zombie?

[-] VanHalbgott@lemmus.org 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe both.

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

NO BITING. NO SCRATCHING.

Anything else goes. 🔥❤️

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Warm Bodies would be much more relevant to OP's question. But SOTD is a better movie.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 7 points 3 months ago

First you gain control of time and space. Then recreate the world with zombies as a thing.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

That's the neat part, you don't.

[-] seven_phone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

There is some sort of joke about head here but I can't find it.

[-] Toes@ani.social 3 points 3 months ago

There's doujinshi about that but I'm afraid I can't post it.

[-] rah@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Hi Tina

this post was submitted on 27 May 2024

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