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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm the worm in the apple car.

That worm has a name: Lowly

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 9 points 10 months ago

I think in the German translation his name is Egon

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You gotta make a decision

Leave tonight or live and die this way

(Love those lyrics)

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.

[–] Wootz@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure that's the two finger salute, "As above, so below." Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Well i was gonna answer 'cheese car', but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 22 points 10 months ago

I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.

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[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

[–] Ginger666@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I member this book!

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

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[–] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.

I fucking love this though

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[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.

I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Toothbrush for me

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Idk why that worm was so cute and cool as a kid, but he was.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

This could be a really good personality quiz.

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Bunny carrot-mobile. Dynamic and kawaii AF

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago
[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

[–] pastabatman@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing

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[–] AsterixTheGoth@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Dog in a Hotdog car, all the way.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] NekoRogue@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago

Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

/s

Probably Lowly Worm as well.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Surprised there's no Mr. Fixit

[–] jellyhuemul 4 points 10 months ago

rhino circus car everyday

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Didn't even know Lowly Worm. Psh.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 4 points 10 months ago

I’m more of a dingo dog

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] manucode@infosec.pub 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

@moistbones@lemmy.world Found your car

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[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'm vibing with the donut car

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