this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 84 points 7 months ago
[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

Stupid sexy gollum.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ppl bitch if it’s not marked, and if it is; there’s just no satisfying everyone

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

You might not be able to satisfy everyone but Gollum can 😳

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 7 months ago

"I'm not looking at porn. I won that in my egg game."

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Looks like I win OP.

This is how it looks on Sync app.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Hmmm not good. Looks normal on voyager at least

Here’s just pic

But I don't wanna see the full picture I just wanna see the goods 😭

[–] SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Use full card view and you'll see the full card ;)

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This post receives Aphex Twin's Windowlicker seal of approval.

[–] amotio@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Oh, now your image loaded for me an I feel lake buffoon...

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

Not my proudest fap ...

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 11 points 7 months ago

give it to me RAWWWW and WIGGLING

[–] ninpnin@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean I want to browse lemmy at work without getting fired so

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I would also like to not work at work without getting fired, but here we are, so might as well look at some juicy gollum ass while getting kicked out

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

stupid sexy Flanders

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

My precious….

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I've pulled worse at closing time.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

And who’s gonna remove it from here before I fucking throw up

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

I agree with TxzK

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Flip calendar for car workshops already in work

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[–] Crowfiend@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I was about to go looking for the original pic without the lemmy stuff, but then I saw the real diamond in this image.

Edit: Hint: who's the OP?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

@ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

That name makes me sad

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 2 points 7 months ago

This is high art.

[–] Crowfiend@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

My hero ❤️