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[-] Turun@feddit.de 179 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's a more easily readable drop in for A and B. And it being convention helps remove one unfamiliar element from a new topic.

[-] ValiantDust@feddit.de 78 points 7 months ago

Not only more readable than A and B but I would argue it's also easier to remember who did what a few sentences or paragraphs earlier since Alice and Bob invoke slightly less generic mental images than A and B. For example one is a woman and the other one is a man, maybe even some person or character you know.

And now that I'm thinking about it, the different gender also makes it easier to keep track of who does what because different pronouns are used (at least in English and many other languages).

[-] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago

If you ever go to r/relationship_advice and read posts where their friend T did S with P and then A (23 F) got into with G, then yeah...Alice and Bob suddenly makes a lot of sense.

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 26 points 7 months ago

T did S with P and then A (23 F) got into with G

"This B needs a C in her A"

[-] EatATaco@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Old guy moment here. . .why the fuck is the camera moving all over in the place in that video? Literally unwatchable to me.

[-] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Oh, I didn't even notice. Probably some artistic stuff, but I would prefer if it was more stable.

[-] jcg@halubilo.social 1 points 7 months ago

I guess it's cause they're on a cruise ship

[-] exocrinous@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Fun fact: the problem this is a solution to is known as the gay spock problem

[-] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 months ago

I tried to look this up and while there were many many results, none of them seemed to really fit with OP’s question, so would you kindly tell us more about the gay Spock problem?

[-] exocrinous@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

The gay spock problem is when you have two characters interacting who have the same pronouns, and it gets confusing. For example,

He brushed his hair aside and spoke gently into his ear, "you are my one true love, my light and laughter, my reason to live."

Who's the one speaking? Kirk or Spock?

Likewise, if Alice and Barbara or Adam and Bob are your two example people, you'll run into the gay spock problem.

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

Thank you for your explanation. Google gave me a lot of insight into a lot of things and none had to do with this problem. :D

[-] ValiantDust@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm afraid I'm not following. The solution to what?

Edit: Sorry, I misread your comment.

[-] charolastra@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Took me a few reads

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

this, but doubly so with Eve. You'll notice that we often skip over Cindy and Dave and go right to Eve, so often that I don't even know off the top of my head whether Charlie and Deandra are the conventional names for persons 3 and 4 in this construct. That's because this construct is used a lot when talking about secure communications and the convention is that "evil" "eavesdropping" Eve is the person trying to destroy, intercept or alter the communication between Alice and Bob. Her role is built into her name.

[-] oo1@kbin.social 104 points 7 months ago

Someone tried "April & Bob" once, but MS excel converted it to date.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 92 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Incels 🤝 Excel
Falsely assuming something is a date

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 66 points 7 months ago
[-] blindsight@beehaw.org 20 points 7 months ago

Alt text:

Changing the names would be easier, but if you're not comfortable lying, try only making friends with people named Alice, Bob, Carol, etc.

XKCD isn't complete without the alt text.

[-] LinearArray@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

I love XKCDs for these

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 34 points 7 months ago

Because the names by themselves give you context about who's transmitting to who, who's trying to eavesdrop, and it's become a convention.

The convention isn't necessary, but it makes material easier to understand because of the convention

[-] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 7 months ago

Alice: Point A
Bob: Point B
Eve: Eavesdropper
Mallory: Malicious Actor

[-] MagosInformaticus@sopuli.xyz 41 points 7 months ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Damn there really is an XKCD for everything

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Then you got guys like Alan Turing who couldn't even talk about how they saved the world eavesdropping

[-] PapstJL4U@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

A,B,C,D - A talks to B, C listens to A,...

Alice, Bob, Charlie,...

For this reason the first persona in my software is always Alice Litte, alice@wonderland.uk. Easier than "asfgg afshd"

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 28 points 7 months ago
[-] verstra@programming.dev 16 points 7 months ago

why do you provide a link to creative commons license? Ive seen such links few times on lemmy.

[-] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 7 months ago

This guy licenses his comments under creative commons for some reason.

[-] wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Tryin to make a change :-/

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[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 months ago

Same as foo, bar, baz, bizzle, and bebop 😋

Adapted from OnlinePersona@programming.dev, no endorsement of this comment is implied.

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

[-] Owljfien@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 7 months ago

I hate foo bar etc, seems like a joke that was cringe that has gone on too long. When I was trying to learn programming I was like what the actual hell does this shit mean?

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[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

I used to have a big list of gender ambiguous names I'd use for examples. So I'd use "Alex" and "Blake" or something like that. It also had some non-anglo names on it, just to spice things up.

In comp sci papers there's a few other common example people. "I" for intruder or imposter (Irene, Isaac). "M" often for malicious or middle-person (Mal). There's a few more im forgetting now.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

There’s a few more im forgetting now.

'E' (Eve) for "eavesdropper".

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

Cue the fiddler on the roof music....

Tradition!

There's a helpful wiki article breaking down the full convention https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_and_Bob

[-] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

”Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”
— some fella on the internet

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Never forget to attribute your quotes to George Carlin" - Leonard Nimoy, probably

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 7 months ago

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. -Abraham Lincoln

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

"Only a fool would quote anyone but me." - Oscar Wilde

[-] mrkite@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Tradition is just dead people's baggage. Doug Stanhope.

[-] me_jumper@infosec.pub 22 points 7 months ago
[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 2 points 7 months ago

Thank you! I had no idea what this was talking about but was curious, so this is perfect. I appreciate it!

[-] Ciel@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

okay, writing and computer science have a common problem: names are hard

[-] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

There are two hard challenges in computer science cache invalidation and naming things

[-] lhamil64@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

And a second problem, off-by-one errors

[-] thisismyhaendel@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Rip ben bitdiddle

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

They're by e2e story user names too :D

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