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A lightsaber stick or sword stick would also be an acceptable choice

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[-] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

I'm not saying "biggest stick is best stick", but in this case, biggest stick is best stick.

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Big stick make big boom. Big stick make sword. Big stick make walking stick.

Big stick best stick.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 8 months ago

Second row from top, second on the left. That one speaks to me.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

That is very nice! I'd probably go middle bottom pistol though.

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I’d pick wesker’s for my primary, and the one just above yours for my sidearm.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I'm more of a sword stick or walking staff kind of guy, but those are some nice pistols you got there!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Walking staff is the best kind. Not only does it help you along your journeys, it allows you to cast out the evil influence of Saruman.

[-] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Awww snap it's been made. I remember the post that spawned this community lol.

I still need to get good pictures of the ones in my garage. I'll be back i swear!

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

I look forward to your pictures!

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

That's obvious, that fully automatic one on the right side. Maybe the shotgun too, if they come closer and move around. Oh, I take the 9mm too, if I cannot reload the shotgun fast enough with new pinecones, I'll just switch weapons, it's faster. Hm. Wait, is that a .50cal up there?...

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

The one with the bullet coming out.

[-] Ageroth@reddthat.com 4 points 8 months ago

Long stick best stick

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

2nd stick on row 6 = musket

1st stick on row 7 = saber

🎶It's a pirate's life for meeee🎶

[-] Chickenbutt451@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

I'm a sniper, so I'll be going with that long barrel. For my secondary, second row middle looks like a solid grip with good stopping power.

[-] Hillock@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

If I am on the beach or near a lake/river 2nd row from bottom the middle one. It looks like an old flint lock and then I can be a pirate.

Otherwise 3rd row from bottom 2nd from the right.

[-] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

If I were a black 12-year-old living in the US near a bunch of white Karens, I'd choose the one with multiple branches and leaves still on it to reduce the chances of being shot by the pigs.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

I think I might go with... the stick?

[-] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

3rd from top to 6th, middle column are great sticks to be dragging along fences and bricks.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's 6th row 2nd collumn for me. 5-5 is small but satisfying as well. Oh and I'd need 4-4 too, just in case.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Third from the bottom, third from the right looks like a trusty sidearm, and second from top second from left is a reliable carbine with good ergonomics.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

My chicken has a stick. She is a very cool chicken

[-] demonologic@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

Bottom left. I can see myself swinging that around making light saber noises

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

Center of the row third from the bottom.

[-] Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

I'll take the sniper rifle and cover your assault

[-] braydan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Do you want to get shot by the cops? Because that's how you get shot by the cops.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Not many cops out in the forest!

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 0 points 8 months ago

That is a nice stick collection

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