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If you would have a threesome, will it be with a girl or a boy and why? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by PsychrolutesMarcidus@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Neither, I'm not into kids

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

The real answer

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why? So I could disappoint two people at once?

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 10 months ago

I can barely disappoint one woman, I don't think I could handle two.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Redditors of Reddit, sex, am I right?

Believe it or not, despite all the furry porn in the all feed. Lemmy isn’t horny enough for posts like this OP

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

I dunno, I see lots of replies here? Being it horny-driven or not.

[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of each, please! I'm pan

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

^ I'll have what she's having.

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 8 points 10 months ago

Given my life right now, it would have a couple of no-shows.

[–] ArumiOrnaught@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

4some is better, you can go for longer because brakes are possible.

Also never have a 3some with straight people. They have expectations that will never hold up to reality.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I’ve had all combinations of threesomes and concluded the mmf is the most fun

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nonbinary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

So no sex with 2, 4, 8, 16,... partners for you?

[–] MxRemy@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

Make it a surprise! More fun that way.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Girl/nonbinary on the femme side. Reason: I'm lesbian and the people I date are generally lesbian

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hey if you don't mind me asking do you have any tips on meeting someone new?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Take up a hobby that requires you to be at another location with other people, whether that's writing in a coffee shop, reading at the library, playing board games at a board game cafe, etc. It seems blatantly obvious as a sentence, but to meet new people you need to meet new people! On top of this, we tend to naturally form bonds with people we routinely spend time with, as long as they're not awful, so having a reason to be routinely at the same locations as other people makes it that much more likely you'll form bonds.

Good luck, Internet Person, and don't forget to let who you are shine through!

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

I love not awful people

Thx internet stranger

[+] bestusername@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

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[–] solitaire@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, got talked into it by an ex. Wasn't even really about the awkwardness a lot of people talk about.

For me, it was initially hot but I ended up with a deep, hollow feeling. You have the same lack of intimacy with the third that makes one night stands unfulfilling, combined with this sort of violation of the intimacy you had with your partner. I actually felt a bit sick afterwards.

If it's your thing have at it, there are plenty of different relationship styles and kinks that'd make it much more appealing, but personally I would never consider it again.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

I think it needs practice. Live, your first time 1-on-1 probably was a little awkward and not as good as after you had some experience, threesomes probably get better with experience.

I've only had one, and it wasn't that great, but looking back I can see how see how awkward we all were. If we'd done it a few more times, or if one of us had been able to guide activities better, I'm pretty sure it would have been more fun for everyone.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Both

[–] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There should be at least one women involved. I don't think MMM is for me.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Wel I guess I know what I’m doing for Mo’ Muscles Movember this year

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

One another lady I'd say. Easier that way.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Definitely a woman, seeing as both my current FwB and me are mostly into women. 😅 (That'd be FFM, for clarification)

[–] PonyOfWar@pawb.social 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Clarifying a cryptic abbreviation with another cryptic abbreviation doesn't really help matters I'm afraid.

[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

FwB is a friend with benefits, usually of a sexual nature, and FFM means either Frankfurt am Main or a threesome with two female and one male participant.

[–] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

Friends With Benefits

and Female-Female-Male

:))

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 months ago

Whatever my partner wants, because I’m asexual and told them if they want intercourse then they’ll have to get it from someone else.

If they actually want three participants, they’ll need to find someone else. I ain’t joining that.