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You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My manwich!
Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
To shreds, you say?
Shut up baby, I know it!
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Morbo is pleased, but sticky.
Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Good news, everyone!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I'm 40% Futurama references
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure
kill all humans!
"kill all humans!"
"Haha, nice futurama reference!"
"What's futurama?"
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday!
"The Original Party Worm"
Wiggity wam wam wozzle!
I'm gonna go lay down...
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
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