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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

edit: why is the last stage of transformation just standing on one leg?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

They were sitting in toilet with phone so long that that one of the legs had to be amputated due to lack of blood circulation

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I'm assuming an invisible fairy is lifting the other one.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Am I complaining about the boobs?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm neither female nor watch anime(?). Could someone ELI5?

[–] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't think it has to do with being female or anime. I think OP is saying that they're either a transgender woman or a femboy who is still in the closet

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or the totally non-queer, average c/unixsocks enjoyer

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ain't nothing wrong with being queer!

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Of course not, it's just a running gag that everyone is in denial about boys posting in that community (or formerly the subreddit)

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I am aware!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Huh. Then I still don't really get neither the title nor the image. 😅 Trying to grasp it...

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They are probably not out, so cannot present feminime to others yet. As an alternative, they present fem at home alone, here indicated by the transformation. "It's a vibe" could refer to presenting fem being their preferred state.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds reasonable. Thanks for explaining! OP seems to just want to be difficult for no reason lol.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I don't know what you mean. It's just a shitpost.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Is making sense a requirement in this community?

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[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why are they wearing programming socks when they aren't programming?

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Probably because they're comfy.

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I'll neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this post

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is it starting from the left or the right? Because if it goes right to left, then she came from work. If it’s from left to right, then she’s starting work. Or non work related head canon: starting from either direction, she’s just a fun qt.

[–] clemdemort@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could be this cute...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I believe in you!

[–] subwoofer@lemmy.gockandgum.party 9 points 10 months ago

This is somewhat relatable

[–] pipows@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Mango@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Crotch is always at the same point. Knees are always at the same point. Hips always have the same curve.

[–] pipows@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

The clothing makes the legs seem longer. The left ones suffer from low waist sickness

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